Showing posts with label ice cream shoppe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ice cream shoppe. Show all posts

May 02, 2009

Carvel? Dude? ... we are not fooled.

Listen here now, Carvel. I'm onto you. Did you really think you could pull off this little stunt? We totally know that Fudgie the Whale and Santa ice cream cakes are pod brothers.




Cookie Puss, Cookie O'Puss, and several cakes of my youth (Hot Air Balloon, Light Bulb, Graduate) were all suspiciously similar in shape. Looks like you cleaned your act up in that department, but no one is fooled by the Fudgie-Santa conspiracy. It takes more than a 90 degree turn and a frosting change to fool this chica.



April 10, 2009

Yankee Candle Scents from the cutting room floor


Click picture for a super delicious surprise!!!

In the spirit of my Ice Cream Shoppe flavors, my friend Stefan and I were trying to come up with unlikely candle scents. Can you help?

Here's our list so far:
  • highway diaper
  • sputum
  • colonoscopy
  • tampax
  • pork ribs
  • ribbed for your pleasure
  • town dump
  • Alabama hot pocket
  • last night's sheets
  • food disposal
  • bad dog!
  • bad kitty!
  • goat
  • llama
  • Auntie's a close talker
  • "I'm in trouble."
  • Ass
  • Hosni
  • college dorm
  • bottle return center
  • peanuts
  • burnt hair
  • low tide
  • fleet week
  • fleet enema
  • Enemy
  • Sweatsocks
  • Armpit
  • Bath water
  • Anger
  • Just Kill Me Already
  • Colostomy
  • Cleveland Steamer
  • Hose
  • Flabber
  • Chunky
  • somebody shit in my convertible
  • Indian food
  • New Jersey
  • Toddler
  • Hot Dog Water
  • Pretension
  • Waiting Room
  • Onion Blossom
  • Napalm
  • Ben-Gay
  • Converse
  • Lobster
  • Damp Sweater
  • Acetonitrile
  • Black Angus
  • Despair
  • Lymph
  • Asparagus
  • Exxon
  • Lawyer
  • Boys' Locker Room in Between JV and Varsity Games
  • Wet dog
  • Monkey drenched in day old wine





Leave your suggestions in the comment box please!

May 14, 2008

The ice cream shoppe is opening for the season!


It's time to open! Ice Cream Shoppe of Least Desirable Flavors. Before we write all the selections on the chalkboard, let's see if we can add to the list. Your most recent contributions have been added (in purple).

Acne
Asparagus
Asphalt
Astroglide
Ass
Asshat
Astroglide
Autumn Leaves
Bactine
Band-Aid
Bangers-n-Mash
Beef Barley
Beet
Bleu Cheese
Blood
Borgnine
Breath
Bum Fluff
Burnt Chicken Skin
Calzone
Canker
Cellulite
Choad
Cigar
Clam Chowder
Clams Casino
Cod Liver Oil
Compost
Copenhagen
Crunchy Frog
Curds-n-Whey
Curry
Defeat
Dentures
Dirty Girl
Dirty Sanchez
Dust Bunny
Edamame
Eggs Over Easy
Elmer's Paste
Feet
Fish & Chips
Flannel
Fredo
Fred Flintstone's feet
Fried Green Tomatoes
Fritz
Fungoid Tincture
Gauze
Goat Teat
Gobstopper Ketchup Slather
Grout
Guilt
Guinness (actually, that exists)
Haggis
Hamster
Hatred
Hobo
Horny Lady
Hosni
HPV
Huggies
Kitty Litter
Klean Prep
Kosher Dill
Kudzu
Leather
Melanoma Mudpie
Metal
Monkey Fur
Moonshine
Moth
Mothball
Motherf***ing Chocolate Milk!
Mountain Dew (I think that would be quite tasty, actually!)
My Plums
Non-Acetone Nail Polish Remover
Nose Crispitos
Noxzema
Nuts and Bolts
Nutty Chunks o' Nail
Orange Ya Glad I Didn't Say Banana
Pickles
Pimento
Pimple
Pipe Tobacco
Plaque
Pony
Preparation H
Processed Cheese
Psoriasis
Rich Corinthian Leather
Scabies-n-Rabies
Scunge
Scurvy
Self-Loathing
Shalimar
Shame
Sheep Teat
Shepherds Pie
Shoe Insert Surprise
Soapy Suds
Sperm Ice
Spiderweb
Spinach
Swamp Ass
Taco Salad
Toejammygoodness
Toner
Tongue Depressor
Tonsil
Toothpaste
Tube Steak
Unflossed
Vomint
WD-40
Wet Hairball
White School Paste
Whore
Wolverine
Woolen Mittens
Yeast Infection

September 29, 2007

One last scoop before we close for the season.


With colder days approaching, no one is going to want ice cream from the Ice Cream Shoppe of Least Desirable Flavors. Before we cozy up to the fireplace and eat our robust soups, however, let's see if we can add to the list. Your most recent contributions have been added (in purple). p.s. When I went to publish this, my word-ver was ewhpv. So I had to add HPV to the list. Ew!

Acne
Asparagus
Asphalt
Astroglide
Ass
Asshat
Astroglide
Autumn Leaves
Bactine
Band-Aid
Bangers-n-Mash
Beef Barley
Beet
Bleu Cheese
Blood
Borgnine
Breath
Bum Fluff
Burnt Chicken Skin
Calzone
Canker
Cellulite
Choad
Cigar
Clam Chowder
Clams Casino
Cod Liver Oil
Compost
Copenhagen
Crunchy Frog
Curds-n-Whey
Curry
Defeat
Dentures
Dirty Girl
Dirty Sanchez
Dust Bunny
Edamame
Eggs Over Easy
Elmer's Paste
Feet
Fish & Chips
Flannel
Fredo
Fred Flintstone's feet
Fried Green Tomatoes
Fritz
Fungoid Tincture
Gauze
Goat Teat
Gobstopper Ketchup Slather
Grout
Guilt
Guinness (actually, that exists)
Haggis
Hamster
Hatred
Hobo
Horny Lady
Hosni
HPV
Huggies
Kitty Litter
Klean Prep
Kosher Dill
Kudzu
Leather
Melanoma Mudpie
Metal
Monkey Fur
Moonshine
Moth
Mothball
Motherf***ing Chocolate Milk!
Mountain Dew (I think that would be quite tasty, actually!)
My Plums
Non-Acetone Nail Polish Remover
Nose Crispitos
Noxzema
Nuts and Bolts
Nutty Chunks o' Nail
Orange Ya Glad I Didn't Say Banana
Pickles
Pimento
Pimple
Pipe Tobacco
Plaque
Pony
Preparation H
Processed Cheese
Psoriasis
Rich Corinthian Leather
Scabies-n-Rabies
Scunge
Scurvy
Self-Loathing
Shalimar
Shame
Sheep Teat
Shepherds Pie
Shoe Insert Surprise
Soapy Suds
Sperm Ice
Spiderweb
Spinach
Swamp Ass
Taco Salad
Toejammygoodness
Toner
Tongue Depressor
Tonsil
Toothpaste
Tube Steak
Unflossed
Vomint
WD-40
Wet Hairball
White School Paste
Whore
Wolverine
Yeast Infection

April 29, 2007

We all scream.


Madge's recent post reminded me that ice cream season is upon us! New readers may not know that I plan to open an Ice Cream Shoppe featuring unusual flavors. Here is the list of flavors that we all have come up with so far. Can you help add to the list?

Asparagus
Asphalt
Astroglide
Ass
Asshat
Astroglide
Autumn Leaves
Bactine
Bangers-n-Mash
Beef Barley
Beet
Blood
Borgnine
Bum Fluff
Burnt Chicken Skin
Calzone
Canker
Cellulite
Choad
Cigar
Clam Chowder
Clams Casino
Cod Liver Oil
Crunchy Frog
Curds-n-Whey
Defeat
Dentures
Dirty Girl
Dirty Sanchez
Dust Bunny
Edamame
Eggs Over Easy
Fish & Chips
Flannel
Fredo
Fred Flintstone's feet
Fried Green Tomatoes
Fungoid Tincture
Gauze
Goat Teat
Grout
Guilt
Guinness (actually, that exists)
Haggis
Hamster
Hatred
Hobo
Hosni
Huggies
Kitty Litter
Klean Prep
Kosher Dill
Kudzu
Melanoma Mudpie
Metal
Mint Pussy
Moonshine
Moth
Mothball
Motherf***ing Chocolate Milk!
My Plums
Non-Acetone Nail Polish Remover
Nose Crispitos
Noxzema
Nuts and Bolts
Nutty Chunks o' Nail
Orange Ya Glad I Didn't Say Banana
Pickles
Pimento
Pimple
Pipe Tobacco
Plaque
Pony
Preparation H
Psoriasis
Rich Corinthian Leather
Scabies-n-Rabies
Scunge
Scurvy
Self-Loathing
Shalimar
Shame
Sheep Teat
Shepherds Pie
Shoe Insert Surprise
Soapy Suds
Sperm Ice
Spiderweb
Spinach
Swamp Ass
Taco Salad
Toejammygoodness
Toner
Tongue Depressor
Toothpaste
Tube Steak
Unflossed
Vomint
WD-40
Wet Hairball
White School Paste
Whore
Wolverine

Also, let me know which of the flavors from Vanilla Panda you would like to see added to the List of Flavors.

August 02, 2006

Ice Cream Kinda Day [*Now UPDATED!]

It's 100 degrees outside, which means only one thing: Time for ice cream. Which of our agreed-upon flavors should I try?

The Ice Cream Flavors:

Asparagus
Asphalt
Astroglide
Ass
[Asshat]
Astroglide
Autumn Leaves
Bactine
Bangers-n-Mash
Beef Barley
Beet
Blood
Borgnine
Bum Fluff
Burnt Chicken Skin
Canker
Cellulite
Choad
Cigar
Clam Chowder
Clams Casino
Cod Liver Oil
Crunchy Frog
Curds-n-Whey
Defeat
Dentures
Dirty Girl
Dirty Sanchez
Dust Bunny
Edamame
Eggs Over Easy
Fish & Chips
Flannel
Fred Flintstone's feet
Fried Green Tomatoes
Fungoid Tincture
Gauze
Goat Teat
Grout
Guilt
Guinness (actually, that exists)
Haggis
Hamster
Hatred
Hobo
Kitty Litter
Klean Prep
Kosher Dill
Kudzu
Melanoma Mudpie
Metal
Mint Pussy
Moonshine
Moth
Mothball
Motherf***ing Chocolate Milk!
My Plums
Non-Acetone Nail Polish Remover
Nose Crispitos
Noxzema
Nuts and Bolts
Nutty Chunks o' Nail
Orange Ya Glad I Didn't Say Banana
Pickles
Pimento
Pimple
Pipe Tobacco
Plaque
Pony
Preparation H
Psoriasis
[Rich Corinthian Leather]
Scabies-n-Rabies
Scunge
Scurvy
Self-Loathing
Shalimar
Shame
Sheep Teat
Shepherds Pie
Shoe Insert Surprise
Soapy Suds
Sperm Ice
Spiderweb
Spinach
Swamp Ass
Taco Salad
Toejammygoodness
Toner
Tongue Depressor
Toothpaste
Tube Steak
Unflossed
[Vomint]
WD-40
Wet Hairball
White School Paste
Whore
Wolverine

December 16, 2005

Ice Cream, Again


I was browing my archives and came across the stalled plans to open an ice-cream shoppe. Nobody wants ice cream in the winter, so maybe I have plenty of time to think of lots of new flavors to mention when I write my business plan. Any suggestions? Here is the list as it now stands:

Unusual Ice Cream Flavors:

Asparagus
Asphalt
Ass
Astroglide
Autumn Leaves
Bangers-n-Mash
Beef Barley
Beet
Blood
Burnt Chicken Skin
Calzone
Cigar
Clam Chowder
Clams Casino
Cod
Crunchy Frog
Curds-n-Whey
Defeat
Dentures
Dirty Girl
Dust Bunny
Eggs Over Easy
Fish & Chips
Flannel
Fredo
Fried Green Tomatoes
Fungoid Tincture
Gauze
Goat Teat
Grout
Guilt
Haggis
Hatred
Hobo
Kosher Dill
Kudzu
Melanoma Mudpie
Metal
Mint Pussy
Moonshine
Moth
Mothball
Motherf***ing Chocolate Milk!
My Plums
Non-Acetone Nail Polish Remover
Noxzema
Nuts and Bolts
Nutty Chunks o' Nail
Pickles
Pimento
Pimple
Pipe Tobacco
Pony
Preparation H
Scabies-n-Rabies
Scunge
Scurvy
Shame
Sheep Teat
Shepherds Pie
Shoe Insert Surprise
Soapy Suds
Sperm
Spiderweb
Swamp Ass
Taco Salad
Toejammygoodness
Tongue Depressor
Toothpaste
Tube Steak
Unflossed
WD-40
Wet Hairball
White School Paste
Whore
Wolverine

August 29, 2005

Get it in Under the Wire

Today (or whenever I get around to compiling the list) is the last day to post Ice Cream Flavor suggestions at this post so that I can send them in with my business plan. Thanks!

August 23, 2005

Ice Cream


I was browing my archives and came across the stalled plans to open an ice-cream shoppe. Nobody wants ice cream in the winter, so maybe I have plenty of time to think of lots of new flavors to mention when I write my business plan. Any suggestions? Here is the list as it now stands:

Unusual Ice Cream Flavors:

Asparagus
Asphalt
Ass
Astroglide
Autumn Leaves
Bangers-n-Mash
Beef Barley
Beet
Blood
Burnt Chicken Skin
Calzone
Cigar
Clam Chowder
Clams Casino
Cod
Crunchy Frog
Curds-n-Whey
Defeat
Dentures
Dirty Girl
Dust Bunny
Eggs Over Easy
Fish & Chips
Flannel
Fredo
Fried Green Tomatoes
Fungoid Tincture
Gauze
Goat Teat
Grout
Guilt
Haggis
Hatred
Hobo
Kosher Dill
Kudzu
Melanoma Mudpie
Metal
Mint Pussy
Moonshine
Moth
Mothball
Motherf***ing Chocolate Milk!
My Plums
Non-Acetone Nail Polish Remover
Noxzema
Nuts and Bolts
Nutty Chunks o' Nail
Pickles
Pimento
Pimple
Pipe Tobacco
Pony
Preparation H
Scabies-n-Rabies
Scunge
Scurvy
Shame
Sheep Teat
Shepherds Pie
Shoe Insert Surprise
Soapy Suds
Sperm
Spiderweb
Swamp Ass
Taco Salad
Toejammygoodness
Tongue Depressor
Toothpaste
Unflossed
WD-40
Wet Hairball
White School Paste
Whore
Wolverine

August 04, 2005

I Scream

The ongoing list of Unlikely Ice Cream Flavors

See Unlikely Flavors lists One and Two for the first 21 Flavors.
Here are 15 more.
The list grows day by day.
Once I get to 100, I am going to open my shoppe.

Spiderweb
Asparagus
Bangers-n-Mash
Shepherd's Pie
Nuts and Bolts
Haggis
Moonshine
Melanoma Mudpie
Preparation H
Noxzema
Autumn Leaves
Clams Casino
Beet
Shoe Insert Surprise
Sperm
Any flavors you'd like to see?

July 12, 2005

9 More Ice Cream Flavors

Dust Bunny
Cod
Dentures
Nutty Chunks o' Nail
White School Paste
Scabies-n-Rabies
Kosher Dill
Burnt Chicken Skin
Moth

July 09, 2005

Least Desirable Ice Cream Flavors


Clam Chowder
Asphalt
Wet Hairball
Eggs Over Easy
Cigar
Soapy Suds
Crunchy Frog (thanks, Monty Python!)
Curds-n-Whey
Non-Acetone Nail Polish Remover
Taco Salad

Kudzu
Flannel