Custom dictionaries are a window to the soul.

I just happened to open my Outlook custom dictionary (all the words that I have told Outlook to ignore as spelling errors in my emails) ... reading it provides a snapshot of my life.  What do these words tell you??? See here:


Acromegaly
AmEx
Annaeus
Anyhoo
Arwen
Augusten
Authorized
Aveda
aerobed
ain't
argh
arse
arugula
asanas
BadGod
Beurre
Blogland
Blograma
Brightons
Broadwing
Buteo
babycakes
babydom
bachelorette
bitchin'
bleah
blog
blogged
blogger
blogger's
bloggers
blogging
blogland
blogs
blogspot
bridezilla
bruschetta
Calzone
Carmina
Celine
Chai
Chocopologie
Cialis
Cinco
Cingular
Classwork
Clinique
Coulis
Crabcake
Creamsicle
Customer
capella
chai
chimenea
chimichurri
chrissake
codon
codons
concealer
copaxone
crabcake
cunny
cybersex
Denethor
Dep
Detangler
Dion
depuffer
Eesti
Eomer
Ernesaks
Ernesaks's
Esto
Estos
effing
elvish
ema
eVite
evite
exfoliant
eyeshadow
eyeshadows
eyesicles
Fabulosity
Faramir
Foodies
Fungoid
fabu
facebook
fam
fave
faves
foodie
from
fucktards
fyi
Google
Googled
girlypals
glammed
globalized
gonna
google
gyno
Hawkwatch
HNT
HNT's
Hoisin
HP
hairband
hallowe'en
hee
hiney
hoisin
hoo
hottie
idk
iPod
isa
iTunes
Jamwall
Jebus
Jiggs
Juku
ja
jamaicensis
jamwall
jiggly
K'NEX
Kalli
Kaplansky
Kaya
Keli
kalli
kegel
kinda
Levitra
Limoges
Limoncello
LiveUpdate
Lyme
loofah
lovah
luv
Monadnock
MySpace
Mythbusters
majorly
mani
marykay
mattifier
microderm
microdermabrasion
mk
motherfucking
NaBloPoMo
Nauset
Neti
Newtons
nitty
noonish
notecards
OCD
Ogontz
Osgiliath
officiant
omg
orcs
Panera
PayPal
PeaPod
Percocet
Pigpile
Poconos
Purgatorian
paraben
parabens
pdf
pedi
pertussis
perv
pic
pics
piercings
piggie
pigpile
placecards
poo
ps
Remoulade
Rohan
Russification
revitalizer
ringbearer
rosacea
Sagan
Sagan's
Seussical
Silvermine
Soylent
SpEd
Spinnerina
shabang
sherpa
sitemeters
skank
skanky
slutty
snopes
snowday
soonish
soundscape
spritz
spritzer
starbucks
sumbitch
TeacherWeb
Tere
TimeWise
Timewise
Tolkien
Tolkien's
Tori
Trisomy
Tuyet
Tysabri
tbdoa
tere
texting
thine
titties
toked
ttys
turd
UConn
ummm
undies
Vivaldi
vajayjay
veg
venti
vocab
Waah
Wait'll
Westy
Whatcha
Wii
Wikipedia
Willcocks
waah
webcam
wedgie
whorebag
whup
xoxo
xoxoxo
Yay
YouTube
ya
yay
Zadok


I am seeing some definite themes here.  Some of the themes are:

ESTONIAN (hello, mother, father)
BLOGGING
SEX
COFFEE
FINE FOODS
TEACHING
SKIN CARE
KINK
ART
MUSIC
JAMWALL
TOLKIEN
PEOPLE SUCK
BIRDS OF PREY
SELF-PAMPERING

What themes do you see?

What does your custom dictionary tell about YOU?

Some true greatness ... oh, and some wtf.

The ice cream shoppe is opening for the season!

It's time to open! Ice Cream Shoppe of Least Desirable Flavors. Before we write all the selections on the chalkboard, let's see if we can add to the list. Your most recent contributions have been added (in purple).

Acne

Asparagus
Asphalt
Astroglide
Ass
Asshat
Astroglide
Autumn Leaves
Bactine

Band-Aid
Bangers-n-Mash
Beef Barley
Beet

Bleu Cheese
Blood
Borgnine

Breath
Bum Fluff
Burnt Chicken Skin
Calzone
Canker
Cellulite
Choad
Cigar
Clam Chowder
Clams Casino
Cod Liver Oil

Compost

Copenhagen
Crunchy Frog
Curds-n-Whey

Curry
Defeat
Dentures
Dirty Girl
Dirty Sanchez
Dust Bunny
Edamame
Eggs Over Easy

Elmer's Paste

Feet
Fish & Chips
Flannel
Fredo
Fred Flintstone's feet
Fried Green Tomatoes

Fritz
Fungoid Tincture
Gauze
Goat Teat

Gobstopper Ketchup Slather
Grout
Guilt
Guinness (actually, that exists)
Haggis
Hamster
Hatred
Hobo

Horny Lady
Hosni

HPV
Huggies
Kitty Litter
Klean Prep
Kosher Dill
Kudzu

Leather
Melanoma Mudpie
Metal

Monkey Fur
Moonshine
Moth
Mothball
Motherf***ing Chocolate Milk!

Mountain Dew (I think that would be quite tasty, actually!)

My Plums
Non-Acetone Nail Polish Remover
Nose Crispitos
Noxzema
Nuts and Bolts
Nutty Chunks o' Nail
Orange Ya Glad I Didn't Say Banana
Pickles
Pimento
Pimple
Pipe Tobacco
Plaque
Pony
Preparation H

Processed Cheese
Psoriasis
Rich Corinthian Leather
Scabies-n-Rabies
Scunge
Scurvy
Self-Loathing
Shalimar
Shame
Sheep Teat
Shepherds Pie
Shoe Insert Surprise
Soapy Suds
Sperm Ice
Spiderweb
Spinach
Swamp Ass
Taco Salad
Toejammygoodness
Toner
Tongue Depressor

Tonsil
Toothpaste
Tube Steak
Unflossed
Vomint
WD-40
Wet Hairball
White School Paste
Whore
Wolverine

Woolen Mittens

Yeast Infection

sickies.

Here are the latest search terms that landed perverts people at my blog. You people are gross!


candy with spinning monkey
dirty slags
do do do do do do girls do do do do do i want to see them twirl
double chin nudes
fat cat sat hat
girl on girl anal play golf balls
girls thumb
how to make a paper mr mouth
hungry hungry hippos theme song
i taste like the dreams of mad children
infant teddy bear suit
oh you know me
out for a nekkid drive
peter gabriel and eggs
salt makes me cough
spinning creampie
take a monkey to work day
the art of humping a pillow
tie me up and tickle my tits
uma thurman ketchup joke

Least favorite childish trait exhibited by a grown-up over the age of 40:

Attention-seeking behavior,

and/or being a showoff.*

How about you?

(*Like the guy in choir who has to stand and sing in highly enunciated German to show us that he knows Beethoven's 9th Symphony, like duh, we've all heard it a million times, while all the rest of us are sitting and singing "doo doo doo" to learn our parts.)