Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
This vajayjay is not a toy.
January 27, 2006
Five Star Resort III: Not Quite the Same
Since Monkey is arriving late, I decided to let Walter sleep in the little bed last night. He immediately aerated my entire bedroom with eau de beefaroni, and then kept me up half the night with his spontaneous trumpeting. It was vile betond measure. I hope Monkey gets here soon.