Unconscious Mutterings ... that's enough for now, eh?

#302

1. Coverage ::


2. Cynical ::


3. Gust ::


4. Improvised ::


5. V ::


6. Guests ::


7. Brutal ::


8. Grant ::


9. Pull ::


10. Streaming ::

Unconscious Mutterings extravaganza!

#301

1. In love ::


2. Be my guest ::


3. Number one ::


4. Swallowed whole ::


5. 50 percent ::


6. Made in ::


7. Supplement ::


8. Right for ::


9. Endless ::


10. Ceramic ::

Unconscious Mutterings, again.

#300

1. Contemplate ::


2. In the house ::


3. Classical ::


4. Quest ::


5. Best friend ::


6. 1991 ::


7. Never will ::


8. Fool ::


9. Unhappy ::


10. Best man ::

Just catching up.

#299

1. Magical ::


2. Shrimp ::


3. Project Runway ::


4. Economy ::


5. Porch ::


6. State of affairs ::


7. .com ::


8. Fifty cents ::


9. Ripping ::


10. Bull ::

Please use the following word verification in a sentence.

I see Johnny

This is just one of many pumpkins that I saw at a
Jack-o-Lantern exhibit recently.
Delicious!

It was chilly & drizzly at the beach that day.

Jamwall and I went to Cape Cod for a mini-getaway together, and played with our camera and umbrella one windy, drizzly day at Race Point. The rest of this photo series is quite idiotic, so I am only sharing this one.

Grilled Chicken Dinner

Here's a meal I cooked. I cooked the chicken on the grill for 3 hours, wrapped in foil & stuffed with rosemary and onions. Then I made gravy, and corn salad. Served with cous cous and wine ... it was yum.

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun ...

... NaBloPoMo is ovuh!!! (that rhymes)

Why it was great:

• Now I can say that I posted every day for a month on this blog and on TBDOA.


• If anyone is listening.


• It does force you to come up with something, which creativity needs sometimes.


• Some of my best writing happened under time constraints.


• I am not referring to any of my NaBloPoMo posts.


• Although I was pretty happy with my list of fears. I felt like that was the truth.

Why it sucked hairy donkey balls:

• Much of what I produced was crap.


• I picked the worst month ever. Did I mention I had 2 yearbook deadlines, a major school field day, statewide standardized testing, a 4-day trip to NYC with my secret lover, and double choir rehearsals during this month?


• What was I thinking?


• I didn't get to read as many blogs during this month, because I felt the pressure to post something.

Why I recommend it:

• So that you can say you did something, finally, for chrissake.


• So you can drag your writing out of the rut.


• So you can unblock.


• It's April, and the theme is letters.

Loreena McKennitt: I love her so much.

Magnetic Poet IV: Lauren

"this poison flower"

by Lauren

Here's what Lauren really wrote in the comment thread:

kill eternity
kiss below
this poison flower
clean your face with my corduroy questions
you melt my concrete with that velvet touch

Magnetic Poet III: Jamwall

"Let Me Spank Your Tushie"

by Jamwall

Magnetic Poet II: Kat

"Kiss"

by Kat

Magnetic Poet I: Alex L

A while ago, I asked for your input in creating poetry out of the magnetic poetry wall that I painted onto my house. You delivered! Here at last are the creations, one at a time so that you can take them in, roll them around your mind, and bask in their meaning. Oh, I took some liberties with your words, because some of you had duplicate words with other people and I wanted to display them all together. There your creations dwell, on my wall. It's as if you were partying in my house, but minus the lame dip and the throwing up.

Here now:

"The Fate of the Hobo"

by Alex L.

(What Alex really said here was:

Hmmm a poem...

I call this piece the 'fate of the hobo'-
I am he,
The man with the plan,
the lonely passenger of life
with no choice but my fate,
why must do this...
I like squirrels,
I dont really want to kill them


I have no idea if you have those words on your wall but well... there it is enjoy.)

sickies.

Here are the latest search terms that landed perverts people at my blog. You people are gross!


candy with spinning monkey
dirty slags
do do do do do do girls do do do do do i want to see them twirl
double chin nudes
fat cat sat hat
girl on girl anal play golf balls
girls thumb
how to make a paper mr mouth
hungry hungry hippos theme song
i taste like the dreams of mad children
infant teddy bear suit
oh you know me
out for a nekkid drive
peter gabriel and eggs
salt makes me cough
spinning creampie
take a monkey to work day
the art of humping a pillow
tie me up and tickle my tits
uma thurman ketchup joke

Today

I fell asleep at work. My bad.

Unconscious Mutterings 268

Money ::
Unhappy ::
Joking ::
Chipmunk ::
Date ::
Slideshow ::
Chicago ::
Lifetime ::
Skid row ::
Edward ::

Today in New York: a list of sights, sounds & thoughts

• wow, it's 11:00 already?!?
• Starbucks
• Greenwich Village
• Arch
• potato-leek soup
• warm hands
• a homeless person sleeping in the doorway
• just a penny will help!
• wow, he's eating something out of the garbage
• dogs in sweaters
• a baby in a fur-lined coat that says "baby phat"
• chess sets with an Elvis theme, and Wizard of Oz, and Simpsons
• cheese fondue, followed by chocolate, at Swizzle restaurant
• blue lights in the windows
• a fountain by Rockefeller Center
• taxi driver from hell
• mmmmmmm melted chocolate
• "she says to me, dude, you gotta pull your pants up."
• my hotel key stopped working
• this bed is huge and comfortable

I ate the feet first.

Your Chocolate Easter Bunny Personality

You are logical, rational, and consistent. You take big decisions pretty seriously. You can be considered a bit aloof at times... But you're probably sitting back and analyzing things. Your emotions don't control you, and you are a very disciplined person. There's no way that you'd go out of control and eat too much chocolate!

The Easter Bunny Quiz

Oh, FUN! I'm a love magnet!

I should ask Jammie how correct he thinks this is,

since he is the pit to my peach, so to speak.

Here's where I did it.