January 27, 2006

Five Star Resort II: I am Forlorn!

Typical male.

Monkey was waylaid in his travel plans for some reason; I don't know why. I received a hurried (and typo-laden -- lack of thumbs will do that) text message from him saying "delayd. sry. wil expalin l8r"

So here I sit.

I cleared my schedule for this Monkey.

I even made up a little bed for him, next to my bed, in case he wants his own.

It is empty.

So, he is coming tomorrow. I hope he at least stays an extra day!!! I'm trying really hard to be mature about this.


Unknown said...

Oh my! That bed is fabulous, but you know he's going to want to sleep in your armpit.

I'll have to post later about what happened. He had to go through Customs, which confused him as he didn't know that Connecticut was another country. Then, they found his money and told him he couldn't transport "funds of any kind". It was traumatic to say the least.

More later... Purple will probably fill everyone in.

Bill said...

Well, that sucks. Buy monkeys aren't that dependable, or so I've read. On the other hand, the explanation will likely be entertaining. Perhaps it will involve riding a unicycle while twirling plates?

They say monkeys can do that. Anyway, I hope he shows soon and makes the annoyance of delay diappear like smoke.

Bill said...

Geez ... I've gotta proof these things better. At least two typos in that comment.

Unknown said...

Maybe Bill doesn't have thumbs? Just like Monkey?

P.S. He would like to stay until Tuesday or Wednesday, given the delay. I have a feeling the flight might not agree with him. Let's give him an extra day to recuperate.

Calzone said...

He's not coming. he does this to like two or three women a week.

dizzy von damn! said...

can i come to your house in his stead?

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Shame on that monkey! I hope he doesn't touch himself inappropriately while he's there. They tend to do that.

jiggs said...

You have nice sheets!

I would say something sexual here, but I'm in a phase where I think girls are gross.

Greg - Cowboy in the Jungle said...

Hey! You changed your blog since I was here last. Looks good! I hardly recognized it. Must com by more often.

platts42 said...

Oh no! Monkey is running behind.

I sure hope he enjoy's his stay, and you guys have a good time together. It sure looks like a lot of fun is planned.

By the way, I hope you are very careful in your monkey touching. You know how I feel about that. It's not "will the monkey bite", but "when".

Plus the poop flinging. I hope he's well trained, or at least wearing a diaper.

Cheers to your visit.


Unknown said...

Monkey doesn't wear a diaper. He does indeed have a poo "problem". He usually makes it to the bathroom, but occasionally.... well... you'll see.

DaMasta said...

Arrgh... I don't think tickling can resolve any of this.

Good luck.

oregoncelticlady said...

That Calzone is evil!!! He will get there and you will have some fun!!!