Home Sweet Home

Well, Human Zoo is over. I am enormously relieved! I did learn a few valuable lessons, however, that I'd like to share. Indulge me.

1. In any group of 3+ animals, the Pecking Order (P.O.) will be naturally established within 5 hours.
2. Running away during feats of strength is a good way to land yourself a seat at the bottom of the P.O.
3. Low-on the-P.O.-Humans get their asses spanked, often and indiscriminately.
4. Small grains of sand and small folds of skin are naturally attracted to one another.
5. The alpha male is not necessarily a Silverback; sometimes, it's the skinny smart one.
6. When women live together, their cycles sync up.
7. Group Grooming, as a social activity, feels really good.
8. Group Grooming is going to be the in thing of 2006.
9. There ain't nothin' funny about crabs.
10. It may sound trite, but there really is ... no place like home.