May 14, 2008

The ice cream shoppe is opening for the season!


It's time to open! Ice Cream Shoppe of Least Desirable Flavors. Before we write all the selections on the chalkboard, let's see if we can add to the list. Your most recent contributions have been added (in purple).

Acne
Asparagus
Asphalt
Astroglide
Ass
Asshat
Astroglide
Autumn Leaves
Bactine
Band-Aid
Bangers-n-Mash
Beef Barley
Beet
Bleu Cheese
Blood
Borgnine
Breath
Bum Fluff
Burnt Chicken Skin
Calzone
Canker
Cellulite
Choad
Cigar
Clam Chowder
Clams Casino
Cod Liver Oil
Compost
Copenhagen
Crunchy Frog
Curds-n-Whey
Curry
Defeat
Dentures
Dirty Girl
Dirty Sanchez
Dust Bunny
Edamame
Eggs Over Easy
Elmer's Paste
Feet
Fish & Chips
Flannel
Fredo
Fred Flintstone's feet
Fried Green Tomatoes
Fritz
Fungoid Tincture
Gauze
Goat Teat
Gobstopper Ketchup Slather
Grout
Guilt
Guinness (actually, that exists)
Haggis
Hamster
Hatred
Hobo
Horny Lady
Hosni
HPV
Huggies
Kitty Litter
Klean Prep
Kosher Dill
Kudzu
Leather
Melanoma Mudpie
Metal
Monkey Fur
Moonshine
Moth
Mothball
Motherf***ing Chocolate Milk!
Mountain Dew (I think that would be quite tasty, actually!)
My Plums
Non-Acetone Nail Polish Remover
Nose Crispitos
Noxzema
Nuts and Bolts
Nutty Chunks o' Nail
Orange Ya Glad I Didn't Say Banana
Pickles
Pimento
Pimple
Pipe Tobacco
Plaque
Pony
Preparation H
Processed Cheese
Psoriasis
Rich Corinthian Leather
Scabies-n-Rabies
Scunge
Scurvy
Self-Loathing
Shalimar
Shame
Sheep Teat
Shepherds Pie
Shoe Insert Surprise
Soapy Suds
Sperm Ice
Spiderweb
Spinach
Swamp Ass
Taco Salad
Toejammygoodness
Toner
Tongue Depressor
Tonsil
Toothpaste
Tube Steak
Unflossed
Vomint
WD-40
Wet Hairball
White School Paste
Whore
Wolverine
Woolen Mittens
Yeast Infection

11 comments:

Spinning Girl said...

Aqua Net
Muppet
Centipedes n Millipedes
Menthol
Sterno

jamwall said...

Hurt
Despair
Diesel
Latex
Wasp
Cough
Pine Sol
Mulch
Baby Shrimp
Raw Oyster
Wad

The-Last-Word said...

can i get two scoops of armpit on a waffle cone?

Scarlet Hip said...

Gingivitis
Vegemite
Fish food
Earwax
Douche
Fear
Booger

Twirling Girl said...

Wet Dog
Fresh Paint
Deglazed Saute' Pan
Hot Asphalt
Bubble Bath
Molten Metal
Suet

Twirling Girl said...

oops, you already had asphalt!

TG said...

They actually make a lobster flavor ice cream in Maine...think it has bacon in it too! Everything tastes better with bacon!

Southern Sage said...

hmmmm
How could copenhagen be a bad flavor?
exhaust
brussel sprouts
spinich

Madge said...

carpet
library book
public bus
skid marks

Rrramone said...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... whoooorrreeeee.

Rrramone said...

Fart juice