The ice cream shoppe is opening for the season!

It's time to open! Ice Cream Shoppe of Least Desirable Flavors. Before we write all the selections on the chalkboard, let's see if we can add to the list. Your most recent contributions have been added (in purple).

Acne

Asparagus
Asphalt
Astroglide
Ass
Asshat
Astroglide
Autumn Leaves
Bactine

Band-Aid
Bangers-n-Mash
Beef Barley
Beet

Bleu Cheese
Blood
Borgnine

Breath
Bum Fluff
Burnt Chicken Skin
Calzone
Canker
Cellulite
Choad
Cigar
Clam Chowder
Clams Casino
Cod Liver Oil

Compost

Copenhagen
Crunchy Frog
Curds-n-Whey

Curry
Defeat
Dentures
Dirty Girl
Dirty Sanchez
Dust Bunny
Edamame
Eggs Over Easy

Elmer's Paste

Feet
Fish & Chips
Flannel
Fredo
Fred Flintstone's feet
Fried Green Tomatoes

Fritz
Fungoid Tincture
Gauze
Goat Teat

Gobstopper Ketchup Slather
Grout
Guilt
Guinness (actually, that exists)
Haggis
Hamster
Hatred
Hobo

Horny Lady
Hosni

HPV
Huggies
Kitty Litter
Klean Prep
Kosher Dill
Kudzu

Leather
Melanoma Mudpie
Metal

Monkey Fur
Moonshine
Moth
Mothball
Motherf***ing Chocolate Milk!

Mountain Dew (I think that would be quite tasty, actually!)

My Plums
Non-Acetone Nail Polish Remover
Nose Crispitos
Noxzema
Nuts and Bolts
Nutty Chunks o' Nail
Orange Ya Glad I Didn't Say Banana
Pickles
Pimento
Pimple
Pipe Tobacco
Plaque
Pony
Preparation H

Processed Cheese
Psoriasis
Rich Corinthian Leather
Scabies-n-Rabies
Scunge
Scurvy
Self-Loathing
Shalimar
Shame
Sheep Teat
Shepherds Pie
Shoe Insert Surprise
Soapy Suds
Sperm Ice
Spiderweb
Spinach
Swamp Ass
Taco Salad
Toejammygoodness
Toner
Tongue Depressor

Tonsil
Toothpaste
Tube Steak
Unflossed
Vomint
WD-40
Wet Hairball
White School Paste
Whore
Wolverine

Woolen Mittens

Yeast Infection