It's 100 degrees outside, which means only one thing: Time for ice cream. Which of our agreed-upon flavors should I try?
The Ice Cream Flavors:
Asparagus
Asphalt
Asphalt
Astroglide
Ass
Ass
[Asshat]
Astroglide
Autumn Leaves
Autumn Leaves
Bactine
Bangers-n-Mash
Beef Barley
Beet
Blood
Bangers-n-Mash
Beef Barley
Beet
Blood
Borgnine
Bum Fluff
Burnt Chicken Skin
Burnt Chicken Skin
Canker
Cellulite
Choad
Cigar
Clam Chowder
Clams Casino
Cod Liver Oil
Crunchy Frog
Cigar
Clam Chowder
Clams Casino
Cod Liver Oil
Crunchy Frog
Curds-n-Whey
Defeat
Dentures
Dirty Girl
Dentures
Dirty Girl
Dirty Sanchez
Dust Bunny
Dust Bunny
Edamame
Eggs Over Easy
Fish & Chips
Flannel
Flannel
Fred Flintstone's feet
Fried Green Tomatoes
Fungoid Tincture
Fried Green Tomatoes
Fungoid Tincture
Gauze
Goat Teat
Grout
Guilt
Grout
Guilt
Guinness (actually, that exists)
Haggis
Haggis
Hamster
Hatred
Hobo
Kitty Litter
Klean Prep
Kosher Dill
Kudzu
Melanoma Mudpie
Metal
Mint Pussy
Moonshine
Moth
Mothball
Kudzu
Melanoma Mudpie
Metal
Mint Pussy
Moonshine
Moth
Mothball
Motherf***ing Chocolate Milk!
My Plums
Non-Acetone Nail Polish Remover
My Plums
Non-Acetone Nail Polish Remover
Nose Crispitos
Noxzema
Nuts and Bolts
Noxzema
Nuts and Bolts
Nutty Chunks o' Nail
Orange Ya Glad I Didn't Say Banana
Pickles
Pimento
Pickles
Pimento
Pimple
Pipe Tobacco
Pipe Tobacco
Plaque
Pony
Preparation H
Preparation H
Psoriasis
[Rich Corinthian Leather]
Scabies-n-Rabies
Scunge
Scurvy
Scunge
Scurvy
Self-Loathing
Shalimar
Shame
Sheep Teat
Shepherds Pie
Shoe Insert Surprise
Soapy Suds
Sperm Ice
Spiderweb
Shepherds Pie
Shoe Insert Surprise
Soapy Suds
Sperm Ice
Spiderweb
Spinach
Swamp Ass
Taco Salad
Toejammygoodness
Swamp Ass
Taco Salad
Toejammygoodness
Toner
Tongue Depressor
Toothpaste
Toothpaste
Tube Steak
Unflossed
Unflossed
[Vomint]
WD-40
Wet Hairball
White School Paste
WD-40
Wet Hairball
White School Paste
Whore
Wolverine
Wolverine
33 comments:
'DaMasta' flavour is a swirl of bubble-gum-mixed-with-sour-apple-topped-with-whip-cream-and-strawberries goodness! It will make your mouth tingle.
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Ooo, tacosalad! oOo, tacosalad! oOO, tacosalad!
OMG, I almost saw my breakfast in reverse when I read "pimple" flavored. Blerp.
I would recommend:
- Cellulite Surprise
- Ooze 'n Goo
- Cankers 'n Crust
- Old Sock Swirl
I can't believe there isn't a smegma. Or a booger. Or what about balls?
Ohmigosh...I can't believe I didn't think of these two before:
"Detroit Gutter Ball"
and
"Flooded New Orleans"
Stale sweat.
Old hamster sawdust.
Curry fart.
Cheap "flavoured" lube.
Mmmm, the ice cream shoppe. I have never suggested anything before, but,
in the spirit of Brooke's suggestion of smegma, I would be happy to give you my recipe for choad splash.
kitty litter
I saw "Haggis" but read "Huggies."
I'm not sure which is worse.
What about Fromunda Cheese? You know....cheese fromunda ya balls. (Well, not yours or mine...it's funnier when a guy says that.)
How 'bout:
Pussy Discharge
Mixed Bodily Fluid Sorbet
Rim-Job Rocca
What a wonderful shop you will have. Can barely wait to stop in.
I'm afraid my thinking cap fell off about three months ago so all I can come up with are:
Crusty Booger
and
Orange Ya Glad I Didn't Say Banana
hmmm, i missed this. how about Trout Testicle Surprise?
thems good lickens!
I feel like I commented on this in a previous life.
Dirty Sanchez Swirl.
I had originally named this different;y. But I am MUUUCH happier with THIS flavor. It just works.
I'm not supposed to reveal confidential product information, but Roboshrub Inc. is working on a magma flavored ice cream. Keep it under your hat.
How about rippling sweaty man muscles flavored? Or Cunnilingus Night Cap? Hmmm? Hmmmmm! I'll take 2 scoops, please.
was I drunk-blogging in the comments part of the suggestions? I am slurring my type..and telling you I miss you....hahahhahahahha
my favorite is whore, too...
i bet it smells like the perfume Shalimar...
whores don't use shalimar.
like strippers, they use victoria's secret strawberries and champagne.
It may be to late but I was wondering why ther was no Humus Ice Cream on the list.
What about good old "vomit"?
I'm going to go with Muther f-ing chocolate milk just because those other flavors scared me!
What about Fredo's favourite flavour...teabaggin'. You never know, it may be like a neopolitan of sorts.
How about Mel Gibson's favorite flavor, Hitleripple.
I vote for asshat. If it's not a flavor, then it should be!
what about sexual chocolate?
You should get your squeaks out and have a scoop of WD-40. That shit smells so good.
*I thought of another flavor for you to consider when you're making menu updates: Vomint.
I say Whore! Very satisfying, less filling and you don't get tired of it!
i would say astroglide and pickles...
why does it keep defaulting me to anonymous?
grrrrr.
i was gonna say, astroglide and pickles..
I think, "White Chocolate Fondue" would be a good name for a flavor, as well as "Flan."
Flan would be custard with raisin bits.
Those are both bullshit, but sound really good, which is what an agribusiness food conglomerate wants.
How about "Mexican Fried Ice Cream" as a "flavor"?
You would have little bits of the fried part in the ice cream.
Or, "Sopapilla"?
That would have honey, chocolate, and whipped cream and powdered sugar hints in the vanilla ice cream, with little bits of the sopapilla dough.
I think I would be a good flavor inventor...
Disgusting and hilarious
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