Here are some of the images you can find when you Google benevolent architect:

Can I hear a WTF?!?!?

Boston Scared Me.

We took the whole 8th grade to Boston and its surrounds for three whole days. Two nights. Yes. It was as invigorating as it sounds! Besides some chewing tobacco and a wrestling-induced broken wrist sending two kids home, it was relatively event-free. Which meant I could focus on the rich history this city has to offer. Except I couldn't, because I kept getting distracted by things that scared me. Here are some visuals:

papier mache jury

walk-a-bear

(aka bear-on-a-stick)

Not enough of you were horrified by this, so I am moving it to the top.

AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't like it! The eyes ... the eyes ... they pop out! And the song, it is maniacal. And the lipstick is being smeared ... oh God, if you can hear me, make my eyes unsee this. My ears, unhear this.

Here is how I feel about puppets (click to enrage enlarge) :

I have a new roommate.

Long has it been since we all cried "WTF?!?" The time has come.

covered in gummy bears.






these are edible also. squid, i think.

And now three from Miss Kendra:

WTF?!?!?!

Bad things.

(click the image)

Brace yourself. No, really. Please.

Another sighting of ...

TBDOA!

PhotoTeaser: Lambs for Hands!

Brace yourself,

then click the image.

School's out, but WTF?!?

Bad things are happening in the world of TBDOA.

Also:

we must be ever watchful ...

TBDOA!

We all scream.

Madge's recent post reminded me that ice cream season is upon us! New readers may not know that I plan to open an Ice Cream Shoppe featuring unusual flavors. Here is the list of flavors that we all have come up with so far. Can you help add to the list?

Asparagus
Asphalt
Astroglide
Ass
Asshat
Astroglide
Autumn Leaves
Bactine
Bangers-n-Mash
Beef Barley
Beet
Blood
Borgnine
Bum Fluff
Burnt Chicken Skin
Calzone
Canker
Cellulite
Choad
Cigar
Clam Chowder
Clams Casino
Cod Liver Oil
Crunchy Frog
Curds-n-Whey
Defeat
Dentures
Dirty Girl
Dirty Sanchez
Dust Bunny
Edamame
Eggs Over Easy
Fish & Chips
Flannel
Fredo
Fred Flintstone's feet
Fried Green Tomatoes
Fungoid Tincture
Gauze
Goat Teat
Grout
Guilt
Guinness (actually, that exists)
Haggis
Hamster
Hatred
Hobo
Hosni
Huggies
Kitty Litter
Klean Prep
Kosher Dill
Kudzu
Melanoma Mudpie
Metal
Mint Pussy
Moonshine
Moth
Mothball
Motherf***ing Chocolate Milk!
My Plums
Non-Acetone Nail Polish Remover
Nose Crispitos
Noxzema
Nuts and Bolts
Nutty Chunks o' Nail
Orange Ya Glad I Didn't Say Banana
Pickles
Pimento
Pimple
Pipe Tobacco
Plaque
Pony
Preparation H
Psoriasis
Rich Corinthian Leather
Scabies-n-Rabies
Scunge
Scurvy
Self-Loathing
Shalimar
Shame
Sheep Teat
Shepherds Pie
Shoe Insert Surprise
Soapy Suds
Sperm Ice
Spiderweb
Spinach
Swamp Ass
Taco Salad
Toejammygoodness
Toner
Tongue Depressor
Toothpaste
Tube Steak
Unflossed
Vomint
WD-40
Wet Hairball
White School Paste
Whore
Wolverine

Also, let me know which of the flavors from Vanilla Panda you would like to see added to the List of Flavors.