April 29, 2007

We all scream.


Madge's recent post reminded me that ice cream season is upon us! New readers may not know that I plan to open an Ice Cream Shoppe featuring unusual flavors. Here is the list of flavors that we all have come up with so far. Can you help add to the list?

Asparagus
Asphalt
Astroglide
Ass
Asshat
Astroglide
Autumn Leaves
Bactine
Bangers-n-Mash
Beef Barley
Beet
Blood
Borgnine
Bum Fluff
Burnt Chicken Skin
Calzone
Canker
Cellulite
Choad
Cigar
Clam Chowder
Clams Casino
Cod Liver Oil
Crunchy Frog
Curds-n-Whey
Defeat
Dentures
Dirty Girl
Dirty Sanchez
Dust Bunny
Edamame
Eggs Over Easy
Fish & Chips
Flannel
Fredo
Fred Flintstone's feet
Fried Green Tomatoes
Fungoid Tincture
Gauze
Goat Teat
Grout
Guilt
Guinness (actually, that exists)
Haggis
Hamster
Hatred
Hobo
Hosni
Huggies
Kitty Litter
Klean Prep
Kosher Dill
Kudzu
Melanoma Mudpie
Metal
Mint Pussy
Moonshine
Moth
Mothball
Motherf***ing Chocolate Milk!
My Plums
Non-Acetone Nail Polish Remover
Nose Crispitos
Noxzema
Nuts and Bolts
Nutty Chunks o' Nail
Orange Ya Glad I Didn't Say Banana
Pickles
Pimento
Pimple
Pipe Tobacco
Plaque
Pony
Preparation H
Psoriasis
Rich Corinthian Leather
Scabies-n-Rabies
Scunge
Scurvy
Self-Loathing
Shalimar
Shame
Sheep Teat
Shepherds Pie
Shoe Insert Surprise
Soapy Suds
Sperm Ice
Spiderweb
Spinach
Swamp Ass
Taco Salad
Toejammygoodness
Toner
Tongue Depressor
Toothpaste
Tube Steak
Unflossed
Vomint
WD-40
Wet Hairball
White School Paste
Whore
Wolverine

Also, let me know which of the flavors from Vanilla Panda you would like to see added to the List of Flavors.

17 comments:

Tits McGee said...

Dingleberry.

Lee Ann said...

Mountain Dew Ice Cream!

jamwall said...

where's the ice cream named after me?

"gobstopper ketchup slather"

jiggs said...

preparation h

Madge said...

Yes! Delicious! Let's see...I'm thinking...

Spinning Girl said...

Tonsil.

Madge said...

I have some...

Processed cheese, leather, Elmer's paste, compost.

Marisa said...

wasabi. a friend of mine saw this for reals. mmm... scoop of ginger and a scoop of wasabi.

Monkey said...

Monkey Fur

Monkey said...

Oooh! I didn't see that Elmer's Paste idea before I sent. Yummy.

danny said...

crunchy frog sounds delectiable (sp?)

brookelina said...

Feet.

MsLittlePea said...

Yeast Infection Swirl?

Bostick said...

I dont know..

Breath ::

Bleu Cheese ::

Bandaid ::

Copenhagen ::

MrMalachy said...

Horny Lady has to be on there somewhere!

Caren Crane said...

Definitely need a curry-flavored ice cream. It probably exists, but not here in the South.

Bill said...

Forgive me:

Crusty rectum
Tart testes
Spanish phlegm
Raspberry boil
Worm wiggle swirl