September 29, 2007

One last scoop before we close for the season.


With colder days approaching, no one is going to want ice cream from the Ice Cream Shoppe of Least Desirable Flavors. Before we cozy up to the fireplace and eat our robust soups, however, let's see if we can add to the list. Your most recent contributions have been added (in purple). p.s. When I went to publish this, my word-ver was ewhpv. So I had to add HPV to the list. Ew!

Acne
Asparagus
Asphalt
Astroglide
Ass
Asshat
Astroglide
Autumn Leaves
Bactine
Band-Aid
Bangers-n-Mash
Beef Barley
Beet
Bleu Cheese
Blood
Borgnine
Breath
Bum Fluff
Burnt Chicken Skin
Calzone
Canker
Cellulite
Choad
Cigar
Clam Chowder
Clams Casino
Cod Liver Oil
Compost
Copenhagen
Crunchy Frog
Curds-n-Whey
Curry
Defeat
Dentures
Dirty Girl
Dirty Sanchez
Dust Bunny
Edamame
Eggs Over Easy
Elmer's Paste
Feet
Fish & Chips
Flannel
Fredo
Fred Flintstone's feet
Fried Green Tomatoes
Fritz
Fungoid Tincture
Gauze
Goat Teat
Gobstopper Ketchup Slather
Grout
Guilt
Guinness (actually, that exists)
Haggis
Hamster
Hatred
Hobo
Horny Lady
Hosni
HPV
Huggies
Kitty Litter
Klean Prep
Kosher Dill
Kudzu
Leather
Melanoma Mudpie
Metal
Monkey Fur
Moonshine
Moth
Mothball
Motherf***ing Chocolate Milk!
Mountain Dew (I think that would be quite tasty, actually!)
My Plums
Non-Acetone Nail Polish Remover
Nose Crispitos
Noxzema
Nuts and Bolts
Nutty Chunks o' Nail
Orange Ya Glad I Didn't Say Banana
Pickles
Pimento
Pimple
Pipe Tobacco
Plaque
Pony
Preparation H
Processed Cheese
Psoriasis
Rich Corinthian Leather
Scabies-n-Rabies
Scunge
Scurvy
Self-Loathing
Shalimar
Shame
Sheep Teat
Shepherds Pie
Shoe Insert Surprise
Soapy Suds
Sperm Ice
Spiderweb
Spinach
Swamp Ass
Taco Salad
Toejammygoodness
Toner
Tongue Depressor
Tonsil
Toothpaste
Tube Steak
Unflossed
Vomint
WD-40
Wet Hairball
White School Paste
Whore
Wolverine
Yeast Infection

6 comments:

jamwall said...

My Gobstopper Ketchup Slather memories with you always make me sob like a little girl.

FRITZ said...

How come Fritz isn't a flavor yet?

I'm nominating my own flavor for ice-cream.

After alls, I has a flavor.

shirlsd said...

doing a catch-up on your blog ... and had to contribute for your season finale. hpv and some of the additions in purple made me think of ... smegma. (won't say why, but go figure.)

Madge said...

YUMMY IN MY TUMMY.

Are you going to start a robust soup shoppe? I would be into that.

Twirling Girl said...

Where are my favorite flavors such as: Root Beer, Woolen Mittens and Mold? And what about Yellow Snow?

jiggs said...

That's not chocolate, little timmy. That's compost.