August 04, 2005

I Scream

The ongoing list of Unlikely Ice Cream Flavors

See Unlikely Flavors lists One and Two for the first 21 Flavors.
Here are 15 more.
The list grows day by day.
Once I get to 100, I am going to open my shoppe.

Spiderweb
Asparagus
Bangers-n-Mash
Shepherd's Pie
Nuts and Bolts
Haggis
Moonshine
Melanoma Mudpie
Preparation H
Noxzema
Autumn Leaves
Clams Casino
Beet
Shoe Insert Surprise
Sperm
Any flavors you'd like to see?

10 comments:

Juliabohemian said...

How about "Mint Pussy"? I heard that on a TV show "Rescue Me" - the one on FX about NY firefighters...

Okay also: pipe tobacco, pimento, toothpaste, mothball, or WD-40?

Spinning Girl said...

ooh, these are going on THE LIST. Thank you!!!

Steve said...

For some reason I cannot explain, Spiderweb Flavored Ice Cream sounds good.

tolbs said...

holy crap that is awesome!

-RM said...

metal
blood
guilt
defeat

Spinning Girl said...

oooh, if Guilt tastes anything like Shame, I am getting a double scoop!

Kitty McGee said...

Fish and Chips perhaps?

amygeekgrl said...

-Pickles (though some 8 months pregnant woman might disagree)
-Beef barley
-Fried green tomatoes
-Toejammygoodness

BeckEye said...

How about just plain Ass? You could always add sprinkles to make Hairy Ass.

chaigingerbits said...

How about "FISHY WATER".
And, after reading your young girl article, you MUST have "SALTY PEBBLES". That's a given