August 03, 2005

Hook, Line & Sink It

I took a nap today & had a
sexual dream about this guy:
The Gorton Fisherman.
Not the drawing, the actual guy in the commercial.
Have you ever noticed how straight & white his teeth are?
Dental floss is an errogenous zone.
Now if we can get him and the Dalai Lama together, yum.
Old guys are hot!

6 comments:

Juliabohemian said...

My husband resembles Mr. Clean because he has a shaved head and earrings in both ears...when the kids are with me at the store and they see Mr. Clean products, they say "Daddy!"

BadGod said...

I once got hit in the mouth with a pool cue. I love dentists.

Danius Maximus said...

Thats pretty damn disturbing, but we don't judge here. I wonder what brought that on...

allison said...

lol!

tolbs said...

that guy is teh sex. But who eats fish sticks anymore? I mean seriously..I haven't seen a fish stick consumed in years, it really makes you think....

But i'm sure the gorton guy has no problem get the ladies all up in his fish stick...if you know what i mean :O!

Ok i'll shut up now.

Neil said...

Darn it! Tolbs got there first with the obvious sexual joke. But I was going to use his "fishing pole."