April 02, 2006

Express Elevator Straight to Heck

My sister found this for me.
A Teddy Bear.
Getting dressed ... as a Teddy Bear.
I ...
I just ...
Words fail me.


Why am I so upset?
It's the trouble with Bears, you see.
Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals.
Read it all, and weep:

  • Armageddon is Nigh

  • Bears Holding Bears in Chicago

  • Bears of the Apocalypse
  • Begging to be Killed

  • Celebrities

  • Human Babies Suffer
  • I Can't Bear It

  • I Cannot Bear The Horror

  • Insult

  • O the Horror

  • Portal to Hell

  • Snoot Hole

  • So Very Wrong

  • The Very First Sighting
  • 9 comments:

    FRITZ said...

    Now, I am one who actually enjoys TBDAOA--and that

    actually


    disGUSTED me.

    I think I need a shower. Thanks a LOT, Arachnae!
    (wink)

    jiggs said...

    that teddy bear is genius level.

    BadGod said...

    Al least it's a teddy bear. You know? It's not a bear dress as a crab or lobster or a turtle or some shit.
    You starting sound a little.....well, how should this?

    Um....silly. Silly in a good way.

    BadGod said...

    I just noticed that I can't spell when I type fast.

    Blpw me.

    madge said...

    Silence of the Lambs edition!

    Ewwwww. This one is nas-tay.

    Tits McGee said...

    That is just wrong in so many ways.

    Okay, so since we're on the subject, here's a way to get your week of to a good start, SG.

    Neal said...

    To me it looks like a bear tearing it's own skin off. I dunno, is it just me?

    Bill said...

    Agreed. Why does anyone think this bear is getting dressed? I think he's getting naked. I think he's just moments from the Full Monty.

    Any yes, that is extremely disturbing. What next? Teddy bear lap dances? The shame!

    DaMasta said...

    I second the skin comment. EW and a half! This is just scary, night of the living dead shit. That's like me putting on a Damasta suit. Ew. *shudder*