oh for crying out loud.

WTF: Orange

In honor of my battle with corporate behemoth/jerks Home Depot, here is a WTF all in orange! Enjoy:

oh sweet Jesus.

TBDOA-Like phenomena in the NYC metropolitan area.

Mr. Spankyspanks and I decided to document some of the TBDOA*-like phenomena in and around New York. Here are some of the things that changed our view of the world, forever:

In a shop window at Grand Central Station.


Also in the same shop window.


I don't remember where these clowns were.

Jamwall says they were at Macy's.

Whatever, now they reside permanently in my dreams.

The bad dreams that come in the dark of night,

and nibble on my soul.

OK, this is bad, but ...

this is in my house.

But I can explain! I bought it at Goodwill, as a joke.

But now, she is on my mantlepiece.

I'm so sorry, everyone.

What is TBDOA?
Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals.

My obsession and personal documentary.

I don’t understand Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals. It’s creepy and perverted. Isn’t it enough to be a stuffed bear, for chrissake?!?? Does it have to be a bear and a frog at the same time? I’d like to have witnessed the unfortunate copulation that resulted in such a freakish toy.

... and now I am frightened.

thanks a freaking lot, Tuuna.