Zombie Kickball

It's been a while since I've seen my little pal Monkey and known what he's been up to. Luckily, his friend Calzone periodically sends porn and Velveeta to my spankmate Jamwall, so I get to see stuff like this (click the image to jump to YouTube) :


Damn, it's good to see you, baby. Your fur looks amazing. One day, we shall meet again, and my hand will take its familiar place in your giant, gaping hoo-hah.

Due Date: August 17

Assignment: Unlock Your Inner Artist!

While I am visiting my favorite place on earth, I am borrowing a page from The Artist's Way and giving you an assignment. Simply fill in the blank with a word or phrase that answers each of the following questions. You may do it here or on your own blog, in your journal, or on a maxi pad. Just as long as you do it! You have one week.

I, meanwhile, will be picking sand out from the spaces between my toes, and thinking of you.

Here we go:

1. My favorite childhood toy was ...
2. My favorite childhood game was ...
3. The best movie I ever saw as a kid was ...
4. I don't do it much but I enjoy ...
5. If I could lighten up a little, I'd let myself ...
6. If it weren't too late I'd ...
7. My favorite musical instrument is ...
8. The amount of money I spend on treating myself to entertainment each month is ...
9. If I could get anything for my inner artist, I'd buy him/her ...
10. Taking time out for myself is ...
11. If I start dreaming ...
12. I secretly enjoy reading ...
13. If I only could have grown up to be ...
14. I wish I could make/write/grow/ create a ...
15. My parents think that I ...
16. What makes me feel weird is ...
17. My most cheer-up music is ...
18. My favorite way to dress is ...

(loosely adapted from The Artist's Way by Julia Cameron)