It's been a while since I've seen my little pal Monkey and known what he's been up to. Luckily, his friend Calzone periodically sends porn and Velveeta to my spankmate Jamwall, so I get to see stuff like this (click the image to jump to YouTube) :
Damn, it's good to see you, baby. Your fur looks amazing. One day, we shall meet again, and my hand will take its familiar place in your giant, gaping hoo-hah.