Yeah Clucky, you're my biznotch now!!!

I spent an hour ordering the Subservient Chicken around.

At least he listens to me.

I make delicious dish.

I made this crockpot recipe I stole from Jammie the Gentle Clown. Hence the need for juniper berries. It's called Old World Chicken. It isn't pretty, but it's a party in my mouth!!!

Mmmmkay.