OK, everyone has had long enough to share their input, so I must now announce the winners of my Art Contest. They turned out the way that I, myself, was leaning, so at least we are all in agreement about who can draw and who can almost draw. I'm a little sad that my muse and secret lover (Jamwall) only got honorable mention with one vote (his own); I had to vote my conscience (Tits). I hope that Jamwall will still treat me like an object and paddle my behind with blunt objects despite my betrayal.
FIRST PLACE: Tits McGee
SECOND PLACE: Butchie
HONORABLE MENTION: Jamwall and Pope Terry
The first and second prize winners will receive crap from my house that has been incubated inside my shirt and/or pants for at least 3 hours, as soon as I have their mailing addresses and I find the appropriate crap to send, something that exemplifies the scope and beauty of this contest.
Everyone gets a certificate! Please print your certificate and display it proudly. See below.
Thank you to all who partcipiated. This contest has changed my view of you irreversibly and irrevocably. And all the other ir- words.