July 26, 2007

Happy Birthday, Jamwall!!

Words cannot begin to express (as if that ever stopped me) my fascination and admiration for Jamwall. He is the Whiz to my Cheez, the Boost in my Rooster, the muse of my written expression, the dark and slippery demon of my dreaming life, the surprise soft porn on my cell phone. My unexpected laugh, my workday break, my midnight email. I have never met him, yet I consider him a friend.

He brn out tha bizzy in me, n in all of us. I can only hizzle ta be H-to-tha-izzles tha genius tizzy he is, dizzle it all!!

On this day, we celebrate him and all that he has brought us in his sick and singular way.

Now demoralize me, you fiendish imp!!!




Today's timestamp marks Jamwall's birth time.

6 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

More cowbell!

Slyde said...

I've got the fever, and the only cure is MORE COWBELL!

jamwall said...

I love the line: "the dark and slippery demon of my dreaming life, the surprise soft porn on my cell phone."

That was the night where I bathed in chocolate sauce and Crisco and sent you a photo of me mid-coitus with a teddy bear dressed like another animal.

Freewheel said...

That is a great line. Really paints a picture.

miss kendra said...

happy birthday you weirdo.

and i mean that in the nicest possible way.

jamwall said...

Thanks everybody!

Rescue workers found me just in time and was able to pump the squirrel out of my stomach and get me out of those frilly undies I was wearing!