March 02, 2007

WTF Friday

Mmm, mousey chocolate.
When I eat, I often think about rodents.
Or at least, I want to.


Mama told me a sleek hairdo would make me look more dignified.
More mature.
WTF?

More disturbing than the blind gaze of this mannequin

is the strangely erotic response that I have

to her little shiny plastic nipples.


Yes!

Soooo-eeeeeeeee! Here, piiiig!
Now lick my boots!

No, dear.

Not pretty.





unrelated:

New blogger can suck my geyserhole!

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?

16 comments:

Bobby said...

you probably don't remember our mutual dislike of mannequins, but, eeeewwwwww.

Weary Hag said...

No no, I think you misunderstand. That isn't a mannequin of the usual ilk. That's the new body double for Britney Spears.
Still - I suppose the little shiny perky nipples ARE enviable.

B.E. Earl said...

I saw nothing wrong with the tequila-swigging gal.

Unless that was her "first drink in the morning" pic from a few weeks back.

jamwall said...

that was her first drink of the morning. i was the one taking the picture!

she was a load of fun when she got all liquored up at 7am! woooo!

Bill said...

Yes, I hate the new Blogger too. I tried leaving a comment last night and there was no word in the word verification. But it still asked for one! Very bizarre. And every few days when I go someone's blog I have to relog in to my account. A pain in the bum.

And as just happened, although I type the word correctly it says I haven't and gives me a new word so I can do it again. Arrgggg!!!

Marisa said...

New blogger has sucked my geyserhole a few times. It wasn't as fun as I thought it would be.

Shanshu said...

Wow..those were very much WTF pictures. And some of them made me a little uncomfortable.

Creepy.

I wonder if topless tequila girl is fun to party with, though.

Anamika Anyone said...

Randon,disturbing, and slightly pornographic.

You made my day!

Michael Manning said...

This was hysterical! When I was in Bosnia, they had Mannequins in shop windows that were cross eyed! I almost fell down laughing! lol about "new" Blogger. My Webmaster had to help me work out the kinks!

BeckEye said...

I think the first two creations are the work of fat, whiskey-drinking chick.

Bill said...

I forgot to mentioned ... I'm strangely aroused by the mannequin and the tequila drinking woman - and that odd pink sheep thing between them.

miss kendra said...

i LOVE that dog.

i'm going to go make leonard nimoy wear an electric blue cleopatra wig.

be right back!

Dr. Sardonic said...

Those mouse lips are killa.

MsLittlePea said...

The chocolate mouse creeped me out.

Tits McGee said...

How did you get that picture of me? I thought I burned all copies.

How embarassing.

Andy Land said...

Shiny, Perky Nipples was always my favorite R.E.M. song.