November 16, 2006

I yelled at a lunch-lady because I hate myself.

What did you do?

1. Pick Your birth month:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

2) Pick the your birth date:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a lunch-lady
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

3) Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow --------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself.

4) Now, put the sentence together.

I borrowed this from Slyde.
I didn't comment on your site,
because registering seemed like too much work.
Sorry, dude.

19 comments:

Monkey said...

Ahem.

I danced with my sister because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Bill said...

I kicked your mom because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

(I'm still anxiously waiting on the check.)

jamwall said...

I did the Macarena with my sister because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Anonymous said...

I sang to a permanent marker because I was high.

jiggs said...

I murdered a fork because I'm sexy and I do what I want

tuuna taco said...

I dry humped my dog because I'm cool like that!
hahaha

Slyde said...

ouch! Registration hate!

Miss, you will be happy to know that last night i lowered the security level on registration. Now you don't get the email asking you to click it to confirm and all that other garbage.

You just have to enter your username,pw, and email address 1 time and you are in for good.

And truth be told, you dont even need to put in a valid email address anymore, if giving out info bothers you.

If i lower it any more than that, i will get pelted by bestiality porn spam.

So cmon and register, missy! I would be honored to have you in my esteemed member roster :)

Slyde said...

p.s. i KNOW i've hit the bigtime when the lovely and talented SG uses me as a reference! Woot!

Marisa said...

I sang to a homeless guy because the voices told me to. (And I always do what the voices tell me to.)

Tits McGee said...

I sang to myself because I can't control myself.

miss kendra said...

i danced with a permanent marker because i'm cool like that.

B.E. Earl said...

I yelled at a spoon because I hate myself.

Been there, done that, bought that t-shirt.

amera hearts said...

i ran over a birdbath 'cause that's how i roll.

thank you thank you!

Übermilf said...

I danced with a pickle because that's how I roll.

Brookelina said...

I danced with my cell phone because the voices told me to.

Bobby said...

I played with my vajayjay because I love Spinning Girl.

What? That wasn't an option? I swear it was on the list, it must be my pc acting up again.

Spinning Girl said...

Bobbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! I play with my vajayjay every day; and it's all because of you!

Quilting Girl said...

I ran over myself because I'm sexy and I do what I want....

Osbasso said...

I dryhumped a goat because that's how I roll.