They flocked to me. In their hands they bore multitudinous gifts.

Arriving at home yesterday, I discovered a delivery upon my stoop!

A package, addressed to "Spinning Girl", complete with the motif of Arachnae's web woven into the "S".

It's from Fritz, goddess of boundless compassion!

What can it be?

A soft, pliable package wrapped in tissue, and two notes.

Weaving a hat for a goddess?!?!?

Closeup detail of the hat-wearing goddess.

(I don't have the heart to tell her my real name is not Muthana)

I have to run out and buy some Trojans to keep in my hat.

Better yet, I will model it tomorrow.

Tune in for HNT: The GoddessHat!

Thank you, thank you, thank you to dear Fritzie

from the bottom of my bottom.

My new hat

is beautiful,

a kaleidoscope

of blues and greens and violets,

all the hues of the ocean

and of the soft, light stuff

that makes up heaven.

I LOVE IT!

[EDIT: Here is Fritz test-driving the hat]