I am Tinky Winky?!?! Dammit!

According to this highly accurate and verified-by-double-blind-testing quiz, I am a fat, purple gay puppet:

You Are the Very Gay Tinky Winky!

Purple with a gay pride symbol ... how could he not be gay? And that red purse is divalicious!

What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?

I sooooo wanted to be Bert & Ernie, but it was not to be.

Just as long as I don't have to look at that

crazy baby laughing in the sun,

I guess T.W. is OK.

And I do like a fun handbag.