Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
This vajayjay is not a toy.
You Are the Very Gay
Bert and Ernie!
Two grown puppets living together, sleeping in the same room? They've even got coordinating striped shirts!
you know...I have always been bothered by the fact that they never say whether Ernie and Bert are brothers, or if they are supposed to be children living with their parents, or if they are supposed to be adults who are friends. Of course, this is rather unimportant to you when you are five. But, now it just disturbs me.also, my five year old has pointed out that, while Elmo is supposed to be a boy, he "seems" like a girl.
When I was a kid I had a bert doll. My parents said me and bert were inseparable. It's a huge suprise that i'm not gay.But damn, if I don't give off that gay vibe I don't know who does.Damn you, Bert doll.I'm going to go cry now.
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