[insert chuckle here]
Potential Country Music Song Titles:
- Even a Monster Truck Couldn't Pull Me Away From You
- Got My Ass-Kickin' Boots On (Now Git Your Ass Over Here)
- There' s a Tear in my Beer (oh wait, that's a real one)
- Bright Yellow Moon Lights Up Your Tooth Like a Diamond
- Nine Hounds Under The Porch Plus You Makes Ten
- That Pounding Ain’t My Engine, It's My Heart
- Your Love Is As Lukewarm As My Lawn-Fridge Beer
- Nothin’ Better Than a Feather Bed With My Brother In It
- I Checked My Tool Shed And I Don't Need Another Hoe
- You and Me and Baby Makes Two ('Cause I'm Outta Here)
- My Double-Wide Ain’t Wide Enough For the Likes o’ You
[an original SG creation]
4 comments:
I am not a fan of country music, so this is funny.
Nice picture.
More real songs from my personal country collection:
"I'm left; You're right; she's gone." - Elvis Presley
"If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me, Her Memory Will" - George Jones
"You'll never get out of this world alive" - Hank Williams
"I'm down to my last come and get me" - Bobby Bare
"What made Milwaukee famous has made a loser out of me" - Jerry Lee Lewis
"I think I'll just stay here and drink" - Merle Haggard
Why is my face so huge?
LOVE the song titles...I can't think of any more though, I blew my wad on that list.
ps. badgod ROCKS!
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