Reason #876823683 why I love my job:

Poor Allie was caught chewing gum in school. In lieu of serving hard time, she opted to write gum haiku. A much better choice, don't you agree?

Chewing gum is not
a good plan when you're in school
you might get caught, Whoops!

Oh, PS i am
Chewing gum at this moment
it is very good

Ok now I will
say goodbye because I have
to eat dinner, Peace.

ps ... why the gum-chewing rule? Does anyone care anymore?