I went out to my tomato garden this morning to discover that somebody snuck a humungous zucchini in with my tomatoes. I don't grow squash, nor does it grow on tomato plants to my knowledge. This is clearly a case of excess zucchini pawning-off and I am outraged!
Not really. I'm going to sauté and eat it. But still, who snuck into my BACK YARD THROUGH THE GATE to do this?!!?!