Dream Analysis

I had a dream that the secretary in the office was reading kids' names off a sign-in sheet, who needed to come down to the office. You know how kids will write names like Ben Dover, Mike Hunt, and Phil McCracken on sign-in lists, right? So she's reading, and it goes like this:

... Alyysa Shea, Zach Morton, Henry Phillips, and Penis Mount.

All the kids & teachers erupt into laughter as she ends her announcement.

Don't you think she might have realized that "Penis" is not a typical first name????