The 3-Word Meme, courtesy of my sweet & sweaty papa:
1. Where is your cell phone?
In my pants.
2. Boyfriend/girlfriend?
Might be nice.
3. Hair?
Glossy, cascading, fabulous
4. Your mother?
Funny, comforting, friend
5. Your father?
Brilliant, hilarious, orderly
6. Your favorite item(s)?
Chenille, photos, bed
7. Your dream last night?
Haunting, reminiscent, troublesome
8. Your favorite drink?
Bold dark roast
9. Your dream guy/girl?
Funny, decadent midwesterner
10. The room you are in?
Sage green, dragonflies
11. Your fear?
Big hairy spider.
12. What do you want to be in 10 years?
Teacher, healthy, writer
13. Who did you hang out with last night?
Will and Grace
14. What are you not?
apologetic of flaws
15. Are you in love?
Ask me tomorrow.
16. One of your wish list items?
Trip to Scotland
17. What time is it?
Getta fuckin' watch.
18. The last thing you did?
One hour yoga.
19. What are you wearing?
Pajama pants, tanktop
20. Your favorite book?
The Poisonwood Bible
21. The last thing you ate?
Soybeans, chicken, tea
22. Your life?
Suits me fine.
23. Your mood?
Ready to relax.
24. Your friends?
Loyal, forgiving, reliable
25. What are you thinking about right now?
Projects to grade.
26. Your car?
Shitbox, fits kayak
27. What are you doing at this moment?
Hello, pay attention!
28. Your summer?
Choir, Cape, Garden
29. Your relationship status?
Unfettered, sluttish, hopeful.
30. What is on your TV screen?
Lots of dust.
31. When is the last time you laughed?
Five, ten minutes
32. Last time you cried?
Early this morning.
33. School?
My daily joy.
34. Why did this end so abruptly?
I don't know.
Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate. This vajayjay is not a toy.
6 comments:
1-Next to me
2-One of each?
3-Gray, but there!
4-Best mom ever!
5-Klutzy, but cool
6-Medium rare steak
7-Didn't have one
8-Ice cold beer
9-Too far away
10-Very, very messy
11-Not good enough
12-Alive and breathing
13-John and Austin
14-Well hung stud
15-I'm not sure.
16-OsTour New England
17-Howdy Doody Time!
18-Talked on phone
19-Not very much
20-One with pictures
21-Taco John's burrito
22-Could be worse
23-Content but busy
24-Mostly far away
25-HNT not ready
26-Just got lubed!
27-Procrastinating, watching MASH
28-Hot, dry, smokey
29-Up in air
30-Too much dust
31-Five minutes ago
32-Mother's Day weekend
33-Screwed me over
34-Out of boredom?
cheesy, aroused, spanking.
1. Where is your cell phone?
On my hip
2. Boyfriend/girlfriend?
keep her secret
3. Hair?
I miss it.
4. Your mother?
Good cook, funny
5. Your father?
asshole, asshole asshole
6. Your favorite item(s)?
gadgets, money, boobs
7. Your dream last night?
I don't remember
8. Your favorite drink?
sugary non-alcohol sangria
9. Your dream guy/girl?
cook, model, accountant
10. The room you are in?
closet now office
11. Your fear?
I die alone
12. What do you want to be in 10 years?
richer, smarter, funnier
13. Who did you hang out with last night?
boys in band
14. What are you not?
easily proved wrong
15. Are you in love?
Yes I am
16. One of your wish list items?
Charcoal Porche 911
17. What time is it?
9:30 in the AM
18. The last thing you did?
Coded web pages
19. What are you wearing?
no panties, tank top .... wait that's you
slacks, polo, doc martens
20. Your favorite book?
Harry Potter OOTP
21. The last thing you ate?
Veggie BBQ Ribs
22. Your life?
Best I have
23. Your mood?
Always in "the mood"
24. Your friends?
few, far between
25. What are you thinking about right now?
food, sex, sports
26. Your car?
old honda civic
27. What are you doing at this moment?
fondeling 10 cheerlears ... duh ...
28. Your summer?
surgery, hot, boring
29. Your relationship status?
married, married married
30. What is on your TV screen?
reflection of window
31. When is the last time you laughed?
hours ago
32. Last time you cried?
too long ago
33. School?
Tech, MHS, Hillander
34. Why did this end so abruptly?
Cause you suck
I'm gonna dothis.
So nicely done.
9. You're talking about me, aren't you? ;) :D
I should have done this today. I'll save for another day.
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