February 23, 2007

Tickle Torture Part 2

As I am going back and tagging all my old entries, I recall the success of past occasions when I have trawled the blog-pond for questions.

Past examples (fun reads & some of my favorite posts of all time):

Tickle Torture, Spinnerina Style

My Ass is on Fire!

Now that you get the idea, shall we play again? Here are my reasons:

1. I need constant validation from my readership that you continue to flock to me, even when I am out of ideas.
2. I am out of ideas.
3. I don't feel alive unless I am assigning something, and my school is on vacation this week.
4. Because you are brilliant

So come on, ask me anything. I promise I will answer, maybe even lie. For a change.

Due date: whenever I feel like it. Hell, I am still working on Diedre's prize. Don't pressure me.


Edge said...

I love these...

1. Best sex you ever had and what made it so steamy?


the psycho therapist said...


/think, think, think

Where is he?

Why do you need "constant validation" and attention?

What has to happen inside of your mind before you'll swallow a man's cum?

Do you prefer the finger or the tongue?

When will Axis II Personality Disordered individuals have their own reality show and who will kill first?

That'll do for now, babycakes.
Really, love the digs here. Mmmm, nice, likey.


Diedre said...

Have you ever been to Estonia?

jb3ll3 said...

okay, Spinning Girl: here it is.

How does a thermos really know? How do keep hot things hot and cold things cold?

How does it really know?

Marisa said...

Should I or shouldn't I?

Freewheel said...

Which bloggers have you met in person?

After you met them, did they seem like the person you imagined when you read their blog?

Kat said...

I believe a lot of your kids look to you as THAT teacher. What teacher was your biggest inspiration and why?

jamwall said...

if i tell you that you have a nice bottle of wesson cooking oil...will you rub it against me?

i no longer have welts.

Spinning Girl said...

ummm, maybe I should have specified PG-13.

miss kendra said...

do you miss me, even thought we've never met?

sometimes i'm so happy that the internet allowed me to meet you (and others) and then other times i resent that i have friends who are so far away. do you agree?

salty, sweet, spicy, savory?

MsLittlePea said...

Can you disco dance?
Do you know how to make pies?
Do you love your neighbor as yourself?
Do you love cupcakes?
Have you ever went and ate worms when you felt unloved?

I know that's more than one but I'm dying to know....

Bill said...


Why are you making me think when it's after midnight?

If life's for living, what's living for? (That's a line stolen from a Kinks song.)

I'm going to redo my kitchen, so - what colour?

yournamehere said...

When you eventually marry me, can we have red velvet cake instead of boring old white cake?

Übermilf said...

How many doughnuts are too many?

Also, of COURSE you love cupcakes!

And, if you and Kendra want to meet somewhat halfway, you can both come to my house for tea.

Tits McGee said...

Why have so many people recently arrived at my blog after having searched for "pear tits?"

BadGod said...

Do you listen to Opie & Anthony?

Am I the greatest thing ever?

Ever 'done it' in the..uh...place of....poo making?

Does anyone really know what time it is?

Why should I not "fear the reaper"?

Will you keep answering my questions?

Where have I been for the last few weeks?

I think Estonia is a neat word. (that's not a question.)

Who would you like to see play Roland, Eddie, Jake or Susannah if a Dark Tower movie is ever made?

Where did all of these great questions come from?

Should go to sleep now or have one more cigarette?

What is the square root of 78,345 divided by pi?


jiggs said...

what happens if we pressure you?

B.E. Earl said...

Where is fancy bred? In the heart or in the head?