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 You are intelligent and intuitive, and make a savvy businessperson. You have the most amazingly jiggly buttocks. |
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February 08, 2007
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I should have been born under (how appropriate) The Year of the Rat:
You are quick witted, charming, and bring luck to all who know you.
A bit greedy, you tend to go after what you want - with success.
Clever, you seek out knowledge... and those with big boobs and eventually use what you know to your advantage.
You are very loyal, very beautiful, and very humpable and you treat your real friends like they are family.
You are most compatible with a Spinner or a Monkey (or both?).
You are solid, methodical, and you do things right the first time.
Even when no one else does, you always believe in yourself.
You tend to see the world in black and white, right or wrong.
A good memory and eye for details means you tend to thrive at near impossible tasks.
You are most compatible with a Snake or Rooster.
((which is good, because I *am* a snake. ... which explains the jiggly buttocks.))
Although I was actually born in the year of the ram, it appears I should have been born under The Year of the Dog:
You are totally loyal, faithful, and honest.
However, you don't trust others to be as ethical as you are!
Straight forward and direct, you really aren't one for small talk.
You are a great listener - and an agreeable companion when you're in a good mood!
Sounds kinda dull. And no reference to a jiggly bum! Now that's discouraging.
(Love my word verification: pingdi - that would be a great character name: Pingdi, master of disguises.)
I'm not sure if this really describes me, although sometimes I feel like an ox...
You are solid, methodical, and you do things right the first time.
Even when no one else does, you always believe in yourself.
You tend to see the world in black and white, right or wrong.
A good memory and eye for details means you tend to thrive at near impossible tasks.
You are most compatible with a Snake or Rooster.
i came out under "year of the pig" (i was actually born during the year of the pig, or "boar" to be more precise).
No worries, you're not really pig-like in your personality.
(Though you have been known to have a healthy appetite!)
You are highly intelligent - forever studying and gaining knowledge.
You have a heart of gold and you are appreciated by many.
You are most compatible with a Rabbit or Goat.
I Should Have Been Born Under: RAT
I am quick witted, charming, and bring luck to all who know you.
A bit greedy, I tend to go after what I want - with success.
Clever, I seek out knowledge... and eventually use what I know to my advantage.
I are very loyal, and I treat my real friends like they are family.
I am most compatible with a Dragon or Monkey.
(hmmmm....I miss Calzone)
You Should Have Been Born Under:
I am a dragon who should be a dog:
You are totally loyal, faithful, and honest.
However, you don't trust others to be as ethical as you are!
Straight forward and direct, you really aren't one for small talk.
You are a great listener - and an agreeable companion when you're in a good mood!
You are most compatible with a Tiger or Horse.
Hooray...I should have been born under the Year of the Ram, which I was. There is no parallel universe this week!
I am de Ox I guess
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