Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
This vajayjay is not a toy.
Anything for you, armpit of my dreams.
I would like to posit that despite the statement otherwise at the top of this blog:"Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate. This vajayjay is not a toy."The vajayjay (in general) is, in fact a toy, that is if you define "toy" as I do ~ a plaything: an artifact designed to be played with.While I agree that mutilation likely leads to trouble, and folding is likely impractical.Spindling, however, cannot be ruled out.Having spent a few years in the antique industry, spindle to me means:SPINDLE: A metal rod or wooden stick for holding SPOOLS, CHEESES, or BOBBINS on such machines as SPINNER FRAMES, WARPING MACHINES, and WINDERS.On second thought, let's avoid spindles.Let's forget I even opened this door.Not that I literally opened the door, but ...Just nevermind.
Hey, happy birthday.
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