Squeezable Laughing Cow.Life is so wonderful.
For Halloween, I am going to be a shuttlecock. I got a super-size T-shirt that I am going to cover with layers of white pleather fringe, white leggings, and a red hat. To accessorize, a badminton racquet. How great is that?!? I thought of it yesterday. I got all the accoutrements and plan to make my costume tonight. When the students ask what I am, I am going to say "a birdie." But you & I know better. I can't wait to show you.
I had a complete case of the church giggles at the Salem Witch Dungeon Museum. So much so, that I had to excuse myself from the theater. You see, last year a student asked if the "jury" on stage was real. You be the judge. This year, the moment the curtain opened upon their papier-mache, misshapen heads, I burst into a fit of hysterics so violent that I actually started crying. It was reprehensible. The students loved it. I am forever their hero.
I had a complete case of the church giggles at the Salem Witch Dungeon Museum. So much so, that I had to excuse myself from the theater. You see, last year a student asked if the "jury" on stage was real. You be the judge. This year, the moment the curtain opened upon their papier-mache, misshapen heads, I burst into a fit of hysterics so violent that I actually started crying. It was reprehensible. The students loved it. I am forever their hero.
For the past few days, I have been painting my wall black. I needed a place to put my magnetic poetry so I painted a 3' x 4' rectangle of magnetized base coat, topped by chalkboard paint. It is going to be the bestest wall EVER!
These are the things that have occupied my time. I will read all of your blogs as soon as I can sit still for an hour or so.
7 comments:
laughing cow in my pants!
Shuttlecock is just an awesome word. Please be sure to put up pics of the costume.
Now I just need to find one as clever...
You are forever my hero.
shuttlecock... IN MY PANTS!
that magnetic wall is a great idea. I want magnetic wall.
the magnetic chalkboard wall is nothing short of pure genius. you are my hero.
... my shuttlecock hero
I love your Shuttlecock costume. Fabulous I tell you!
I remember the tale of the Pudding Puppet and though I was not there, it engendered a case of church giggles.
You are a hero.
i'm coming to live with you.
i so desire a magnet wall.
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