October 24, 2006

Suspended.

My friend's 4-year-old got sent home from nursery school the other day; apparently, he was in a group of 3 boys who pulled down a little girl's pants. While Johnny was absolved of actually pulling down the pants, he was gulity of cheering them on, yelling "smack the booty! smack the booty!"*(Visualize clenched fist pumping in the air).

He got 3 days.







*Public Service Announcement: Do NOT Google "booty" while at work!

12 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

I'm torn between being horrified at the incident and being proud of the little fella.

JaG said...

I wonder where they heard that line first!

jiggs said...

Regular beatings. That's what children need.

Slyde said...

i find that very odd. My son turns 4 this week, and to do something like that just seems WAAAAY out of that age bracket.....

Booty J Patrol said...

If you were to google Booty at work, tere is a good chance you might run across one of my fine blog posts!

Anonymous said...

Oh, we've had first graders call each other assholes, and one teacher had a 5th grade girl making jokes about blow jobs before. It's a different world...

miss kendra said...

i agree with slyde. where would they even get the idea for such a thing?

they've been watching too much law and order.

Freewheel said...

I also agree with Slyde. 4-year olds are a wild bunch, but they're too young to be practicing gang rape. This is disturbing.

Anonymous said...

Excuse me, did he say smack the booty?

Kat said...

I can't help but agree with the masses. That is just disturbing and wrong. I have a girl and one on the way. God help me and thanks be to him for creating martial arts.

ajooja said...

Oh, dear God. I can't wait to tell everyone I know that story. :)

Naynayfazz said...

I nearly died when I read "Do NOT google "Smack the booty" at work because I remember typing in the most innocent of words in search engines at work and getting some of the most perverted pictures. I am surprised I was never fired.