February 26, 2006

In the Icy Grip of Pure Terror

Evidence of the demise of civilization continues to pour in to Spinning Girl Central. Feast your eyes on this little tidbit, sent by friend and loyal reader Quilting Girl:


There simply are no words. All right, maybe a few words are needed. Scarier than Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals? Without a doubt! What is that thing on the right? A duck? Make sure you get one of these for your little baby girl if you want her to be really f***ed up and spend her entire inheritance on counseling.

Next we have what may be the most horrific TBDOA submission to date, from alert cellphone-photographer at large, DaMasta:

Yes. Two of life's greatest horrors, rolled into one horrific bundle. With shells for boobs, no less! The only thing that would make this one worse for me would be if it had a blowhole.

Finally, from jiggs, this swag item:

You just did this to piss me off, right pally? I was shopping at cafepress for my thong when I found this little dainty. Needless to say, that little bear is staying in the shop.

If you would like to do any research on TBDOA, please visit the Bears Dressed as Other Animals section of my sidebar. There you will discover various signs of the Apocalypse, and the recently-revealed Portal to Hell.

Keep those photos coming, folks! As you can see, TBDOA isn't just about Bears anymore.

10 comments:

Diamond said...

What in the hell is that second picture?!! I'm gonna have nightmares for sure now!

aughra said...

That's hilarious. And terribly disturbing.

I just got your present - thank you so much. Please come to my blog and tell me what you'd like for your thank you picture.

jiggs said...

Insert evil laughter!

dizzy von damn! said...

the merbear will haunt me.

Anonymous said...

I don't get it, what's wrong with that white bear? Does the shirt say something? Please...to explain.

jiggs said...

I think spinner is objecting to a bear wearing a t-shirt like a person. But the shirt does say something. It says "Kitten in a sandwich" with a picture of a kitten in a sandwich on it. Taste it!

Crystal said...

I resent this whole kitten in a sandwich idea. What happened? I thought the animals in sandwiches was strictly reserved for weiner dogs.

ghartstein said...

So that's what happens when you cross a Telletubby with a Bugaloo!

OK, I need help!

jamwall said...

you're giving me nightmares here, you'll have to sleep with me.

DaMasta said...

I found that merbear in Kemah. At a touristy shop. Just lurking.