So today I get home from work, and what to my wondering eyes should appear, on my front stoop, but this box! It is addressed to "Spinning Girl":
I open it to reveal some very beautiful tissue paper!
And inside...a lovely surprise:
Wow! An unsolicited gift! And this note!:
Thank you, Jiggs! I love my top. I can't believe you took time out of your busy vigilante lifestyle to send me a gift. YOU ROCK. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some spinning to do...
17 hurrahs from the mezzanine:
This is SO awesome! This really does kick ass.
At first I thought it was a speculum and I really do feel badly about that.
What can I say? I'm a great person that has an unhealthy appreciation for spinning girl.
Is my appreciation for Spinning Girl wrong? No. Far from it. It's oh so right!
Jiggs has a crush. I love it when he gets crushes, because it always means a great article on Jiggs Casey.com is on it's way. Oh I'm a mercanary monkey. I don't care who suffers for my pound of entertainment.
A restraining order is needed. I've seen Jiggs do things like this before, it gets ugly fast.
You're just jealous calzone!
Awesome, cool top, Spinning girl. Jiggs did good!
So Dave, I think you might be missing the point a little bit. Certainly Spinning Girl is smart, funny and absurdly hot, but that's not why I sent her a package.
You see, Dave, it's because Spinning Girl and I share a bond. It's very deep and meaningful and I'm not even sure you'd be able to understand it.
Perhaps my ode to spinning girl will give you some insight into just how deep the bond between spinning girl and myself is.
Dave ~ who says you're not DEAD-F...ING-SEXY?
I think Kris has Spinning Girl confused with me...Jiggs sent me a speculum.
Ms. Pants, how could I forget your speculum? That was the speculum that my grandfather got in the civil war directly from Abraham Lincoln. It's been an heirloom in my family for years.
But Pants needed a speculum, so I gave it to her. When you love a speculum, it's better to set it free, as they say.
It's so pretty.
HEY!!!! is that the gift i gave jiggs?????
whyyyyyy jiggs....whyyyyyyyyyyy......
Now I'm glad you're getting gifts, but how does he have your address?
You never gave me your address. I'm crushed.
I'ma go dance this out to that weird song I found.
Jiggs, I get it. Thanks for reminding me how sweet and abiding a blog bond can be. I hope to someday develop that kind of relationship with a blog babe.
Kudos on the gyro, it's swell!
I am so excited to get gifts from fans...
hint hint..
That is cool. I had one when I was a kid. Did you get it at a Cracker Barrel? I saw one there a couple weeks ago.
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