October 11, 2005

God Lives in my iPod

This cannot be a coincidence. The last 5 or 6 times I have listened to my iPod, I have had a certain song in mind that I have wanted to hear. Within the first or second song (on shuffle, mind you), I have heard the desired song, even in a 1000+ song playlist. I think God is trying to talk to me. And no, it didn't happen because I selected the song, smartasses. It happened all ... by... Itself!

28 comments:

Getting There said...

Wow, God is speaking through iPods now. What's going to be next? Is He going to give out His private telephone number? Start His own blog?

Calzone said...

God talks to me too. He whispers in the wind, and through the drains in my sink. He says his name is Judith. He is one wierd fucker.

FRITZ said...

Calzone is God, I thought.

Is God talking to you, or are you talking to God?

Hmmm. Must go read Karl Rahner now.

Heather said...

hey why not. God talks to my 5 yr old. He also pushes play on her dvd player (it automatically plays after a few minutes) but why crush her ideals?

I think its great that she attributes all of the good things that happen to her as being signs from God. There is a reason God tells us to have childlike faith.

And now I am done preaching. Thank you very much for the lending of the pulpit.

Cap'n Marrrrk said...

Spinning Girl? God here. I command you to do Good Works, Stay Sober and Keep Spinning.

God out.

Oh yeah. Today your lucky lotto numbers are: 5, 15,18, 27, 36 Powerball 6

Thanks, Judith

Cupcake said...

I want to know what songs He played for you. What kind of music does God listen to? Does He bleep out the bad words?

The Everglades said...

I still need to get an i-Pod, and then I too can find God. I'm saving up money...

Blake

Juliabohemian said...

God meets people where they are.

UberGoober said...

Songs through an I-Pod or voices in your head, it's time for the foil helmet my dear.

:)

Ben O. said...

Spinner - check out my most recent blog post. After reading about God residing within your stylish U2 themed iPod, I think it might spark your interest.

http://everyothernamehasbeentaken.blogspot.com/

Ben O.

DaMasta said...

I figured out this past weekend that God wants me to shake uncontrollably for 6-8 hours during work. I must have passed by 15 starbucks this weekend.

....I was driving past River Oaks, tho. Coulda been coincidence. ...Nah... it was God.

jamwall said...

i think there's a "god" portal in itunes, then it gets downloaded to an ipod or a CD. i think that's why "pat robertson sings the hits" keeps showing up on the itunes store!

Used Hack said...

Did you PhotoShop that sign or is there a site that lets you put text on a church sign. I've seen those everywhere, but I haven't found a link.

Anyone? Anyone?

Bueller?

Anyone?

Sis B said...

I'm not hip enough to own an ipod, but Judith definitely is trying to tell me something through my Yahoo Launchcast. Every time I have a hankerin' for a particular song, it plays it within the first 5-10 of starting the thing up.

Anonymous said...

does WWCSD really mean what i think it does?

What Would Cal Smith Do?

Bobby said...

I always figured if God wanted to talk to me, it would be very distinct, I would know for a fact it was him, and he/she wouldn't choose to talk to me through an image on a piece of toast, or an oil slick on the highway, or even a bleeding statue.

I mean, come on, "Yo, Bobby, it's God." is pretty plain and simple, and he knows how easily I get confused.

Pirate said...

you are ever so right he does. No go tell it on the mountain top.

Friends of McDougal said...

Have you been thinking a lot about "Watermelon Man" by Herbie Hancock? Because that's the only song my iPod plays when I turn on shuffle.

Friends of McDougal said...

God is in his holy temple.

Henri Banks said...

i never had a chat with god,but i have an ipod!! maybe thats my chance to talk and ask him everything.
i have so manny quistions.ENOUGH BULSHIT NOW!!
Spinning Girl give me that URL were you found that update ?
Please
Maybe i become a Good christien

Ernesto Brabazoni said...

Henri found his update !
I dont have an ipod i got a sony walkman.Sony is the devil.

RitMeyer said...

Ummmmm. Yes, I believe God is trying to tell you something. Problem with God is that he leaves it to our interpretation. I say go with this, God wants you to get everything you want exactly when you want it. You should really demand this of everone you know and then if they have a problem with it say God says they have to.

Monkey said...

That's Good Karma. Or God. Providence. Divine coincidence. You are obviously blessed.

Harry Yak said...

i can't afford an ipod and only have a suffle. god never speaks to me on my shuffle. maybe god hates almost poor people, or it could be a yak thing.

LBseahag said...

harry yak, you kill me...

I think God is gonna change the Gorillaz song to Feel God Inc...

God doesnt like me, cuz I use AO-hell musicnet...

FreeThinker said...

Glory be ... to iGod!

Dave Morris said...

Hey anonymous, actually WWCSD stands for "What would Carl Sagan do?"

But I like Cal too!

Johnny Retail said...

Yeah, I just bought the iGod too. God does a podcast from time to time.