In the spirit of my Ice Cream Shoppe flavors, my friend Stefan and I were trying to come up with unlikely candle scents. Can you help?
Here's our list so far:
- highway diaper
- sputum
- colonoscopy
- tampax
- pork ribs
- ribbed for your pleasure
- town dump
- Alabama hot pocket
- last night's sheets
- food disposal
- bad dog!
- bad kitty!
- goat
- llama
- Auntie's a close talker
- "I'm in trouble."
- Ass
- Hosni
- college dorm
- bottle return center
- peanuts
- burnt hair
- low tide
- fleet week
- fleet enema
- Enemy
- Sweatsocks
- Armpit
- Bath water
- Anger
- Just Kill Me Already
- Colostomy
- Cleveland Steamer
- Hose
- Flabber
- Chunky
- somebody shit in my convertible
- Indian food
- New Jersey
- Toddler
- Hot Dog Water
- Pretension
- Waiting Room
- Onion Blossom
- Napalm
- Ben-Gay
- Converse
- Lobster
- Damp Sweater
- Acetonitrile
- Black Angus
- Despair
- Lymph
- Asparagus
- Exxon
- Lawyer
- Boys' Locker Room in Between JV and Varsity Games
- Wet dog
- Monkey drenched in day old wine
Leave your suggestions in the comment box please!
