This made me giggle today, so worth the repost ...
I've seen this thingy here and there, and thought it might be fun to play. It just needed a new spin on it, so I made up new categories.
3 Things I Often Say Aloud
- Time to sample for Quality!
- Hey, lover.
- What's goin' on?
- Shut up you stupid, stupid cow.
- I could kill you with my bare hands.
- Nice fupa.
- A dress I fit into in 1995 that I hope to fit into again one day. Then I'll throw it out.
- The half and half ... it's making some sort of strange grainy things in my coffee.
- My entire collection of jeans, and start over.
- Eaten by cougar or bear
- Fire / house invasion (tie)
- Drowning / sharks (tie)
- Caraway seeds
- Black licorice
- Chalky liquid medicines, a la Pepto
3 Positions I Can't Get Into
3 Articles of Clothing That I Won't Wear
- Mock turtleneck
- Corduroy pants
- Spike Heels
- I make people laugh
- I am kind to people who are flustered in the grocery store line
- I sing
11 comments:
You are a beautiful person, through and through.
I've always wanted to contort my body so I have my hand protruding out of my bum bum just like the gal in the picture!
Except I'd use a handpuppet.
What the?? "I'de use a handpuppet"?? What sort of depraved place is this?
I too do not want to be eaten by a bear.
I've missed you.
If the person in the grocery store line is presently in a yoga position your incapable of, does the ensuing aggravation-slash-jealousy cancel out the kindness? It definitely would for me. I'm just sayin'
By "your," of course I meant "you're"...
And by "jealous," I mean "feel like killing them with your bare hands."
HOLY COW! Someone else who knows what a FUPA is!
~Jef
And I had to skip the yoga positions. They turned me on too much.
~Jef
Yay. Everyone should sing.
I often think I would like to be eaten by a bear.
this makes me want to blog.
you've performed a miracle!
since when is having a hand come out your arse a yoga position.
I dont hit people thats how I make the world a better place...
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