July 18, 2008

Talk Amongst Yourselves.

Unplugging for a week and going to choir camp.
Serenity Now!!!

198 comments:

miss kendra said...

i'm here!

miss kendra said...

yes i would love a martini, thanks for asking.

i'll be over by the crudite when it's ready.

Spinning Girl said...

Have you tried the scallops wrapped in bacon? They are to die for.

Brookelina said...

I'm just here for the food.

Brookelina said...

And the company of course.

miss kendra said...

bacon??? i'm so down with bacon.

will there be pigs in blankets?

chicken satay?

i like appetizers. we should do this more often.

Spinning Girl said...

Pigs in blankets coming up. And prosciutto-wrapped canteloupe!

This is such fun.

When do we start the games?

Bill said...

Where's the bathroom?

MadMeer said...

I brought the Twister game!

Gyrobo said...

This conversation is going nowhere.

Don't make me get Darth Vader. 'Cause I will. I know him.

I was at his kid's birthday party! I was the clown!

miss kendra said...

this is the best party ever.

i don't feel awkward, and i can wear my pajamas!

Brookelina said...

We were supposed to wear clothes?

stem cell said...

I would love to be your new friend!

Bill said...

Who has my pants? Did somebody take my pants? The cab guy says he won't take me if I don't have pants and I've gotta work in the morning. You know?

Madge said...

I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew!

Juliabohemian said...

I think the cops are here...

Bill said...

Great. The cops. Where the hell are my damn pants?!!!

FRITZ said...

Yeesh. Is the party still on? I'm hanging out by the tapas.

BadGod said...

I am back. New post.

UberGoober said...

Can I have some Cheetos please?

DaMasta said...

I'm in the middle of playing nekkid twister, with a dood with no pants, and the cops are here?

I smell bacon.

MadMeer said...

Right foot green!

Is there vodka in this punch, or do I need to find a different excuse for hiding Bill's pants?

miss kendra said...

i passed out in the bathtub.

we're still here?

is there bacon left?

Spinning Girl said...

Wait people, waiiiiiiiiiit!! don't leave! I made s'mores!

Spinning Girl said...

Why are you people still awake?!?

Gyrobo said...

I'm wide awake, milady.

Osbasso said...

Start the party! I'm here!

"AG" said...

I have insomnia. Again.

Weary Hag said...

Who finished all the bacon covered scallops for cripe's sake?

Some party. Oh wait! There's Dave and AG!

FRITZ said...

Oink oink. I'm on the Pigpile! WOOOHOOOO.

josey said...

Where are the dancers for this party??

bricotrout said...

i thought this was singles night.
hey! whose pants are those in the toilet? and whats that guy with the hat doing to that cabbie out front. i tell you spinner, youre throwing a hell of a party here! is that sweedish bikini team in your hot tub???!

The Tart said...

Have your tried bluecheese bacon hamburger? Yummy!

Party on!

SMooch,
The Tart

QueenRen said...

The fun has arrived... I brought Uno!

Bill said...

I just saw Colin Farrell. Careful - he's got a video camera.

DaMasta said...

I don't mind cameras. It's Collin Ferrell I'm worried about. He sleeps with hookers, ya know.

Doesn't mean I won't sleep with him. I'm juss sayin'.

Spinning Girl said...

Ooh, Bacon, Bleu cheese. Uno. Colin

mr_g said...

Did I miss the party? I hope there's more dip!

Mr. Fabulous said...

Does this look infected to you?

DaMasta said...

Geezus! You slept with Colin, didn't you.

Dammit! I warned you about that.

FRITZ said...

You know those times when you feel like you go to the SAME parties with the SAME people and talk about the SAME things?

Well. This party is NOTHING like those parties.

Spinning Girl said...

Somebody has taken it upon themselves to paint the upstairs bathroom hot pink and change the theme from seashore to Paris Hilton.

Also, there are shrimp tails on the stereo, and that's just gross.

Sweet Lady Jane said...

Can I come play? I've got chocolate syrup.

queenren said...

Well, I don't know what's going on, but Paris Hilton just walked in and stole my Uno cards. I mean, if she wants to play, I guess that's alright, but she's not allowed to lick the cards.

Spinning Girl said...

And now Hosni is here! Hello, Mr. Mubarak. Hello!

MadMeer said...

Wow! This party is longer than that week long shindig where I was conceived!

Spinning Girl said...

Who left the seat up?!?

DaMasta said...

You have to lift the seat up if you're going to puke. It's only common curtesy. Why? Did you fall in?

corley said...

She might not have fallen in, but I did! Anyone got some clothes I could borrow?

Bill said...

Who put the seat back down? I've made a mess in here.

DaMasta said...

You want me to get completely nekkid so that you can have some clothes without puke on them?!

Ok.

The seat's not down, I'm still sitting on the toilet. And yes.. you HAVE made a mess in here. Ew.

UberGoober said...

I confess, I left the shrimp tails on the stero.... *hangs head*

Spinning Girl said...

Can you believe this party is still going?!?!? It's like woodstock!

miss kendra said...

does that mean i shouldn't eat the brown acid?

because it might be too late.

jemison said...

Could I get a Glen Fiddich, Solera Reserve?

ing said...

Do you mind if I stand in the corner and hog the chips?

Brookelina said...

I'm already in the corner Ing, but I'll make room for you. I'm a very good sharer.

SignGurl said...

I saw on some lame girl's blog that you can actually pluck eyebrow hairs and eat them. Have you seen this girl?

babyjewels said...

I'll just assume my invitation was lost in the mail. Or male. Sometimes my mail gets stuck in a male.

Open bar. Woo Hoo.

Bill said...

Assless chaps? Hey! Those are my pants! Give 'em back!

jiggs said...

aren't chaps by definition assless? otherwise they would be pants.

Spinning Girl said...

Who used up all the toilet paper?!?!?

DaMasta said...

You mean you're not supposed to EAT the toilet paper? MMmmfft.

How long have I BEEN here? Gah! I think I might be fired from work.

UberGoober said...

The fridge is empty I think you better send somebody out for more beer.

DaMasta said...

I have cotton mouth like a mutha fucker.

Spinning Girl said...

Pass the Nuts.

ME said...

am i too late? i have beer, bacon, anti cop devices, cheetos, dancers, cab money, neosporin, nuts, lysol and change of clothes for everyone!

larry h. said...

Excuse me mates, but do you mind if break out my Best of Oingo Boingo CD.

"weird science ...woooo"

Maybe not.

ing said...

Oooh, I think you just emptied the place. What should we put on to get this thing rolling again? I know, Goldfrapp.

DaMasta said...

Can you pass the Neosporin?

Gyrobo said...

Oh, I've been here before. Fancy that.

Fancy that- with a vengeance!

blug said...

Would you like to see my dick? :-

I am a good fuck. You may fuck me now if you wish.

DaMasta said...

Don't waste yer time, ladies. Blug's not that good.

Pass the neosporin again, though.

Madge said...

Spinning Girl is a genius.

Übermilf said...

You're out of toilet paper.

jamwall said...

i don't have anything to talk about.

lets fuck.

Spinning Girl said...

Come on now people, let's get together and regain our focus at our centers.

Chant with me.

Nam yo ho renge kyo
Nam yo ho renge kyo
Nam yo ho renge kyo
Nam yo ho renge kyo
Nam yo ho renge kyo

Everybody!

Nam yo ho renge kyo










Ummm ... anybody?

Nam yo ho ....














Never mind.

BadGod said...

What the f**k are we talkin' about? Could it be n*****s?

Or maybe t**t? Oh man, I hate having to "mom" edit my comments!

Or did I misread that e-mail? Can I swear here or not?

DaMasta said...

Someone roll me outside. I'd hate to puke on SG's bed.

SignGurl said...

I have toilet paper (and tampons) if anyone needs them.

DaMasta said...

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I'm stoned.

Spinning Girl said...

Has anynoe seen my Kitten in a Sandwich thong?

Also, please let's keep the noise down. I have neighbors, you know.

Bill said...

Is this like an acid flashback? I'm sure I was at this party last week.

DaMasta said...

Is THAT what's up my ass?? I thought it was Jamwall.


Uh.. here's your thong back, SG.

UberGoober said...

"Who ate all the damn crab puffs?"

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Mint-n-chip ice cream.

MadMeer said...

Monkeybite - that was me with the crab puffs. And let me tell ya about the mean case of the toots they gave me. Weeeeoo!

Anybody bring some febreeze?

Spinning Girl said...

What is that fucking stain?!?!?

DaMasta said...

The stain on the thong?

I TOLD you it was up my ass. Sheesh.

Spinning Girl said...

I feel like I'm at Woodstock. Who wants to dance naked in the mud? Come on now, don't be shy.

Madge said...

I'm down.

BadGod said...

Thanks for the retraction.

I understand your anger towrads all things Iowa.

You ahve just moved up a few notches on my 'doable' list.

miss kendra said...

where's the bathroom? i think i might throw up.

nope, it passed. moretinis please.

BadGod said...

After re reading my previous comment you can also add 'people from Iowa can't spell'. I will not argue that.

Bill said...

Anybody interested in condo opportunities in Costa Rica?

Bill said...

Ha ha ha ... I was the 100th comment! And yes, for a mere $10,000 cash only payment (small non-sequential bills) you can own a lovely condo in Costa Rica! Would I lie to you? It's the opportunity of a lifetime!

DaMasta said...

How did I get covered in jello?

Junniper said...

Hey Spinning Girl--

I noticed you a regular on Monkey's blog, and even had a visit with him--do you have any idea where he's gone? It's pretty weird that he just disappeared.

Anyway, have a lovely Friday!

-Junniper

DaMasta said...

I need to shave.



Still.

Ginamonster said...

Who's up for pudding wrestling in the back yard???

MadMeer said...

The only thing that beats pudding wrestling on a Friday is the mean licking you get afterwards!

Franklin said...

So many people here. I'm sure I can feel a connection with someone here.

Has anyone in here ever killed a man for no reason other than the fact that you enjoyed the smell of their cologne?

Bill said...

Lots of pudding wrestling and jello in Costa Rica. Act now before this opportunity is gone!

BadGod said...

Will you post something, for fuck's sake?

I mean...please. Your writing makes me feel like I am beating off to Mozart or something.

I really have no idea what that means.

corley said...

Time to cut off badgod.

I was gonna run to the store for smokes, anyone need anything?

Big Mama said...

Could you please pick up some more jello and pudding, it's starting to get a little sticky in here and I think we need a refresher....

Hey Spinning Girl, I think this is the longest party in history!

Whooops! Man this stuff is slippery!!!!

Used Hack said...

Mmmmmmm, pudding.

Denny Shane said...

I just hate being at the end of the food line... there's no food left for me now!

DaMasta said...

Corley, I could use a pack of zigzags. I think I'm out.

SG, where's your stash? OH wait, I remember.. in the bejeweled Altoids box...

Spinning Girl said...

Oh my god. I just woke up. Whose tube top is this in my sleeping bag?

Big Mama said...

OOps, sorry I shouldn't leave my stuff around. *hangs head in shame* By the way, do you know who's underwear this is?!?!

Hey Denny just open the other fridge, it's full.

corley said...

I found a head shop before I found the deli mart, so here are those zags and SG, I got you spray cheese made from hemp seed oil. The can says that it can double as caulking. Enjoy!

I found a couple boxes of jello pudding in my truck, they shouldn't be too old...

Spinning Girl said...

score!

DaMasta said...

What do you mean, where are my pants? I thought you said.. OH.. check your *shoes* at the door.

I must look stoopid.


ps. Put this back up at the top of yer bloggy. I'm not done talking to everyone and/or no one.

MadMeer said...

I think this party needs a little dancin'! Anybody know the cabbage patch? Don't worry, I do! Here it goes - I'm bustin' it out! Who want's to dance with me? What? Why is everyone looking at me like I'm white?

Oh. I am white. Great - Now I feel like Carlton from Fresh Prince.

BadGod said...

What song is playing when Buffalo Bill dances his "penis tuck" dance?

BadGod said...

Oh I should say that my above question has NOTHING to do with my new webcam.

ing said...

Braaaaawk.

DaMasta said...

It's the freakin' weekend, baby, I'm about to have me some fun.

Spinning Girl said...

Does anyone have a safety pin?

Neal said...

Aw man, I hate showing up late.

Shanshu said...

Wow, this HAS to be a record! 126 comments for a blog post with NO body to it, just a title.

Holy crap.

Spinning Girl, you should win some sort of Bloggie Award for this!

Crazy.

mgc said...

i heard there was bacon and smores, but pants were optional.

crabcake said...

Ok, who's pants am I wearing? Where did they come from? What did I do last night?

DaMasta said...

...and those would be *my* pants.

What happens at SG's, stays at SG's.

And, Spinny, don't you even *think* about coming near me with that farkin' safety pin.

jamwall said...

yo!

Shad said...

Hi guys!

Wanna take a steam?

I can't sit here naked by myself!

Spinning Girl said...

Dude, it's not a steam room if you just sit next to the teakettle in nothing but a dishtowel. Now turn that shit off and come play Celebrity with us.

Shanshu said...

How do you play Celebrity?

Does it involve pants?

Ginamonster said...

No shad, I will not staem with you, I need two dish towels and I need to go shower off all this pudding. It's getting a little crusty

Shad said...

someone smeared pudding all over my nipples. i yelled at him:

"STOP THAT BILL COSBY!!!!"

quit it, mr. huxtable!!!

i'm pretty serious!!

you can stop it when you get around to it!

pudding pop in my ass? okay, sure i'll do it...

DaMasta said...

Celebrity?

Let's play 7 degrees of Spinning Girl!! Yayayyaya!

Um.. let's see, She's linked to Bobby, Bobby's linked to me, I'm linked to Shanshu, ...

Bill said...

Yes, that's me in the bathroom. Could you people please throw up somewhere else? I'm trying to have a shower here.

Spinning Girl said...

I lost my shoes.

Rrramone said...

I'm always late to parties. Is there any pudding left?

Spinning Girl said...

I think I caught impetigo in the ball pit. And pink eye.

shirlsd said...

uh, actually, that's a furuncle. and as for the pink eye stuff, y'mind not touching all the balls? o.k., maybe just not the red ones.

Bill said...

I'm tired of talking amongst myself. I have nothing interesting to say. Where are the strippers?

SignGurl said...

My God! I lost my underwear somewhere. Maybe in the balls?

Big Mama said...

Bill you were SUPPOSED TO BRING the stippers, be a good little doobie and go get them. Signgurl I think I saw your panties in the freezer when spinning girl went there to get an ice pack for her pink eye. rrramone, you're never late, the party starts once you get here!

DaMasta said...

My balls are sore.

UberGoober said...

Wait a second, WHY am I wearing pantieson my head and whos are they????

Spinning Girl said...

How can I be this hungover, I don't even drink.

Rrramone said...

Aww thanks, Big Mama! But now I'm tired. :-)

DaMasta said...

1. I leave yer site up even when I'm NOT grocery shopping.

2. I like to flail around in bed.

3. Yes. It is very possible to have a sleepover soon. I'll pencil you in. Have yer people call my people.

DaMasta said...

To the top!! I demand it!!


Whoa.. what stinks?

Spinning Girl said...

Your wish is my command.

Oh -- that's the broccoli.

Ricardo Montalbán said...

I am here, Spinning Girl.

And it is your wish that is my command.

UberGoober said...

WOW, what a party, and have you seen the SIZE of that CHEESE TRAY! I'll be over near the door to the kitchen waiting for a fresh tray of mini egg rolls to come out.

DaMasta said...

That's not a mini-eggroll... that's my -- OUCH!

DaMasta said...

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss!

Spinning Girl said...

Yay!

DaMasta said...

No one wants to play with us. That's ok, we'll just play with ourselves.


..that was the original plan, wasn't it?

Spinning Girl said...

I secretly long to be stroked by Carrot Top.

Ricardo Montalbán said...

That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.

Big Mama said...

Carrot Top?!?! *confused* why?!?!?! Although he is looking quite buff lately...

UberGoober said...

Crudite!

Spinning Girl said...

I love polydactyly.

hyena9 said...

A-hem... I may be SUPER late to the party, I often am, but I'm the first to say:

Happy Bloggiversary, Spinning Girl!!! (Don't fret, I won't sing.)

I hope it has been a good year in the sphere of Blogdom. Though I wasn't around at the beginning of your sojourn into this land, I've always enjoyed your posts. Thank you, Spinning Girl for sharing with us!

(Awww, did I just mush out?) ;>

DaMasta said...

I'm confused. Did carrot top lose his legs and grow boobs? Gah.

Happy Bloggerversary Spinny. I can't remember how I found you, I assume by way of Jinxy, but I DO know one thing.. I'm never going to let you go.

Aww...bleh.

UberGoober said...

"I secretly hide a Domo Kun doll in your hamper while you look the other way."

"Happy Blogversary" it seems like you have been here for longer than that. Did that come out wrong? OH HELL!! pass me another Margarita and one of those cute women by the door. :) I'll be behind the couch....

Osbasso said...

This party is still going on???

Anonymous said...

Carrot Top is evil.

It must be stopped.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit.
To quote Mr. Rice after my shrooms escapade, "Well it was fun, but who knows where the fuck you've been."

DaMasta said...

I have been in the same position this whole fucking time.

My hoo-haa hurts.

Bobby said...

Wow. I spent 3 1/2 weeks crafting what I thought was a hilarious, thought provoking post, and got three comments.

When will I learn?

Twirling Girl said...

There was a cheese ball with nuts stuck to it on top of the TV that I wanted to sample; who moved the cheese ball? Where is it, and does anyone have a spreader and some crackers?

Spinning Girl said...

who moved the cheese ball?!?!??!?!?!

Anonymous said...

The cheese ball is in my pants.

UberGoober said...

I threw a cheese ball against the wall in the Den. Take some crackers in there and scoop a bit off the wall before it sags to the floor.

"long live Spinning Girl's party"

Anonymous said...

But I wanted to dip into tits' pants!

miss kendra said...

this party requires entertainment.

you all sit over there, and i'll get up on this here stage and do the fluffernutter shake.

those of you who are prone to hypnotic states should avert your eyes.

DaMasta said...

What does a tupperware container and a walrus have in common?

































They're both looking for a tight seal!

Spinning Girl said...

nuts.

spreader.

heh heh.

Anonymous said...

How can you ask walrus questions when there is clearly a fluffernutter shake going on in here?

fluuuu-ferrrrr-nuuhhhhh.....

Spinning Girl said...

I'm thinking this time ... toga party?

jamwall said...

i'm wearing a toga under my regular clothing!

Monkey said...

Calzone shagged the cat last night.

Osbasso said...

Toga, toga, toga....

I'll bring the mustard!

miss kendra said...

i will be wearing a 500 threadcount toga.

and my medical boot.

Bill said...

I've never been to a toga party. It might be interesting. But I worry about those cool spring breezes.

Monkey said...

My butt itches.

Monkey said...

Someone ate all the bananas on the appetizer tray. I'm out for blood.

Kat said...

Hummus for everyone!
But first


we dance.

DaMasta said...

I look like a burrito in this toga.

Spinning Girl said...

All I have right now is Fanta, hope that's OK.

Think Frustrated said...

It would be better if you had Shasta. I brought some mini tacos. I got shit (literally) all over my toga. How did the Greeks poo in these?

jamwall said...

I wanna pop...I wanna sha-sha-sha-shasta (poured on my penial region).

Bill said...

Great party. But I have the oddest sense of deja-vu.

Think Frustrated said...

I brought some Mr. Pibb and rum. The store was all out of Dr. Pepper. I will not be pouring this on anyone's "naughty zone."

I think wearing just the underpants works better than the toga. What do you think? I've been working out.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

I'm confused.

Scarlet Hip said...

A year and a half and I still can't find the bathroom.

Spinning Girl said...

Is it weird that I put Benefiber in my coffee?

jamwall said...

Heresy!

Spanking will ensue.

B.E. Earl said...

Am I missing anything if I don't read the first 194 comments?

mr_g said...

Was it something I said? My breath?

jamwall said...

I think the obvious answer is this: It's not the spoon that's bending, but rather YOU are bending.

At least that's what the waifish boy in the waiting room said. I tend to listen to people who have British accents...

damasta said...

..that's because british ppl sound more intelligent. while austrailian ppl sound more like wiener dogs.

and the only thing you'll miss by not reading the previous 196 comments IS THE WHOLE FRICKIN' FRACKIN PARTY, THAT'S WHAT! gah.

and spinny, still not a hair out of place. FABULOUS!

(ps. my word ver has the word "yay" in it! YAY!!)