Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
This vajayjay is not a toy.
i love him!give him a cuddle for me.
Bees, latex suits and now bats!I think I lust you even more!
I'm batshit crazy over him.
Don't bats have cooties or some shit?
That bat will eat up all your mosquitos for you.
You need to get out more often...
I used to think bats were cute until one smiled at me. "Ree reee reee!" Bleh!
Bats and I went our separate ways when I had o chase one out of a small upper floor bedroom with a broom. Picture Don Knotts, a broom and a bat ... yes, that would be the image. My dignity took numerous knocks that night.
Will he be my friend?
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