Today I ate a can of your chicken wonton soup. In it, I was dismayed to discover a piece of meat in the shape of a tube. To my knowledge, none of the desirable parts of a chicken are tube-shaped. Most tube-shaped organs transport gaseous or liquid substances from the environment into the chicken; from the chicken into the environment; or from one place to another intra-chickenally. As a customer, I have always been happiest with the soups that contain parts of the chicken that I can recognize, such as breast meat, thighs, and an occasional beak. I have enclosed the meat tube in this letter (see ziploc bag) for your scrutiny.
Spinning Girl (1999)(I received a case of chicken won ton soup for this letter, which I gave to the local soup kitchen. It's OK if the needy eat tube meat.)