August 27, 2005

Yabba-Dabba-Doo!

Look at my toes (try to ignore the pajama pants, OK? I know, it's really sad; I wear them all day sometimes). Beginning with my second toe, all of my toes are identical in length. They are exactly 1.12 inches long, all down the line.

I just realized why I got picked to live in a cave.
I have Fred Flintstone Feet.

19 comments:

Heather said...

LOL Cheer up.. I have the worlds shortest toes.. look in the guinness book of records .. you'll see my feet. Okay so maybe not.. but I could totally win it. Im 5'11.. I wear a size 9.. and my BIG toe is an inch long. Its no wonder Im a klutz.

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josh williams said...

I have toes, but I quit looking at them when I had an herbal session years ago and observed how bizarre they really were. Yours are at least balanced. I would guess you are one of those freaks that has the same shoe size for each foot! Me like most people do not have matching feet like you Miss well balanced feet...Count your blessings. Me? 10 1/2 right foot, 11 left.However I learned this actually comes in handy as a learning tool to remember left and right.So I am counting my blessings as well.... I just bought "Kite Runner" and will read and review, stay tuned...

Cass said...

I have Barney Rubble feet! My Dad used to tell me that he just wanted to buy me the shoe boxes instead of the shoes, but my Mom made him buy the actual shoes.

Spinning Girl said...

oh cass, that is so cute. I notice you haven't changed your profile photo since I suggested it...like a week ago. Here's one. you might like better.

Cass said...

Whuuut? De lack of de nips gettin' to ya? Me likes dis pic doe...

Monkey said...

Maybe there is something wrong with me, but I like nippleless Cass.

My feet are too peculiar to discuss here.

Phil said...

Pajama Pants are awesome, I personally have at least a dozen of them, so there is nothing to fear, I've even worn them to work. Now as far as Fred Flintstone goes, doesn't he only have 3 toes per foot? I certainly hope you aren't missing 40% of your toes, they are very vital for balance and whatnot. thpplo

HighMaintenanceHussy said...

lol i too, have fred flinstone feet. size 9 1/2, and i'm only 5'3''! thanks for the bullet, god.

My second toe is longer than my big toe. I'm told this is the mark of the Devil.

I'd like to link you to my site. Of course, I'd expect a link in return. Because I'm selfish like that. Let me know if you're down, k? :)

BadGod said...

I lost my toes in a porn scene accident back in '73.

B.O.B.I. said...

Pajama pants are the shit, I frequently wear them out to the store under shorts. To complete the look, I wear a long-sleeved shirt under a T-shirt. It's fuggin' comfy. Oh, and your toes are of the correct proportions for you to be a prima balerina... or so I've heard.

By the way, I don't have a feet thing, but them feets is hawt. I wanna give you a massage, baby.

A foot massage.

Bobby said...

Have you ever noticed that people with a foot fetish hardly every have nice feet?

Our roommate's new boyfriend loves feet, and has the ugliest feet I have ever seen. (I wasn't staring at them or anything, really.)

Leigh Yung Li said...

Spinning--You can totally fill your lifelong dream of going on "Survivor" now! They won't vote you off--I promise. I mean if you could eat your catered meal off of fat-ass's print as your placemat, that shows absolute character. I would want you on MY TEAM.
An aside, my second toe is longer than my first, a trait I am told many serial killers possess (worry not, I am not a serial killer--can we still have sleepovers?) I think it is also a trait of the keenly intelligent. Certainly you would have to agree, right? I don't love my feet, but when I go for a pedicure and look at some of the feet around me, I realize mine are way cuter than so many other unfortunate human being's. Spinning, yours are cute too, as are the pajama pants.

Hollywood Phony said...

if I showed you a picture of my toes, you would all start crying and swear there was no god. is it just me or are those word verication things getting harder to read?

Warren said...

I'be been reading some of your stuff, you're awsome, I'm gonn a give you a link on my blog take it easy.

Danius Maximus said...

I'm suprised you had the thought to measure your toes. stay positive about the foot sitch...no warts no extra digits, its all good

g_samsa said...

You measured your toes? COOOOOL! Who would ever think of doing that? By the way, the feet look good. The pink pants are a nice touch.

FRITZ said...

I had to steal a picture of your feet. Please come see my site, and it will explain why.

Also, please note that I did post an entry based on reading your blog. I hope you are complimented. If not, talk to the elves that are my legal squad.

Ghost Dog said...

Heh...my wife has the same thing going on. She blames her father for "cursing her with Fred Flintstone Feet".

robmcj said...

About the pyjamas. I do that too. Sometimes I wear the pyjamas to do the gardening. In fact if you avoid society altogether, there's no need ever to get out of pyjamas.

Another thing. I'm lazy, and to save washing-up time, I sometimes use the same plate, knife and fork all day without washing. Then I put them in the fridge overnight, away from the cockroaches, and use them again all next day.

My only decent feature is my feet. I'd prefer to have been born with a nice face, but you gotta take what you're given.