Spinning Girl

Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate. This vajayjay is not a toy.

Showing posts with label the internet is magical. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the internet is magical. Show all posts

October 13, 2008

Bom bom bom bom wooooooooo

Bom bom bom bom wooooooooo
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October 02, 2008

Oh, fun.

1954

Yearbook Yourself!!!
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September 25, 2008

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

Dallas School Districts
Opening Convocation
(delivered by a 3rd grader)
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July 16, 2008

Yeah Clucky, you're my biznotch now!!!


I spent an hour ordering the Subservient Chicken around.

At least he listens to me.
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And you, O my Soul, where you stand Surrounded, surrounded, in measureless oceans of space Ceaselessly musing, venturing, throwing,--seeking the spheres, to connect them; Till the bridge you will need, be form'd--till the ductile anchor hold; Till the gossamer thread you fling, catch somewhere, O my Soul.
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A Noiseless, Patient Spider by Walt Whitman

A noiseless, patient spider,
I mark'd, where, on a little promontory, it stood, isolated;
Mark'd how, to explore the vacant, vast surrounding,
It launch'd forth filament, filament, filament, out of itself;
Ever unreeling them--ever tirelessly speeding them.

And you, O my Soul, where you stand,
Surrounded, surrounded, in measureless oceans of space,
Ceaselessly musing, venturing, throwing,--seeking the spheres, to
connect them;
Till the bridge you will need, be form'd--till the ductile anchor
hold;
Till the gossamer thread you fling, catch somewhere, O my Soul.

Best of Spinning Girl

  • Black Book: My Romantic Life
  • Enlarging is Thrilling
  • Hey Doll, Scary Doll
  • Jamwall and I are in love!
  • Keeping it Simple
  • Meme Myself & I
  • Monkey's Visit: All Audio & Video
  • Monkey's Visit: I: The Festivities Begin
  • Monkey's Visit: II: I am Forlorn!
  • Monkey's Visit: III: Not Quite the Same
  • Monkey's Visit: IV: Monkey Arrives!
  • Monkey's Visit: V: Sunday Afternoon
  • Monkey's Visit: VI: No Rest for the Weary
  • Monkey's Visit: VII: Take Your Monkey to Work Day
  • Monkey's Visit: VIII: All Good Things Must End
  • Nostalgika I: Don Gato
  • Nostalgika II: Hungry Hippos
  • Nostalgika III: Land of the Lost
  • Nostalgika IV: Physical Fitness
  • Nostalgika IX: Autograph Book
  • Nostalgika V: All the Coolest Toys
  • Nostalgika VI: Fashion Plates
  • Nostalgika VII: Make-Believe
  • Nostalgika VIII: Prepubescent Desire
  • Nostalgika X: TV Double-Banger
  • Nostalgika XI: Playing House
  • Nostalgika XII: Mighty Planets
  • Ode to BOBI
  • Ode to SG (Fritz)
  • Tickle Torture
  • Which is its Voice?

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