Quote of the Day

Hold my mirror;

I need a penis brownie.

--overheard at a "beauty night" bachelorette party that featured anatomically correct baked goods and party favors.

Why are you always so dirty?

Why do gas stations always have pervy hypersexed names like In & Out and Kum & Go? Tell me, tell me why.

Everybody's doing it

Tits and Jiggs both posted search words recently, and since I am a whore for Sitemeter, I decided to follow suit. I've even linked to some of the posts these pervs ended up at, in case you are curious. Damn, people are sick!!!!!! Of course, I was looking for "teddy bear eggs" the other day, so what am I?!?

Spinning Girl Search Terms
unconscious fetish
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
tickle torture (6 of these)
girl riding small animals
i have the greatest tits in the world
red cock
drawings of penis as snake
girl i'm onto you
female celebs driving barefoot
carmina burana orgasm
granny girl
senor don gato (about 5 of these)
nude poloroids
"the d enigma"
how big do girls want a cock


TDBOA Search Terms
tbdoa (there is hope!)
teddy bear launcher
boil your bunny