Because I can.

The 3-Word Meme, courtesy of my sweet & sweaty papa:

1. Where is your cell phone?
In my pants.

2. Boyfriend/girlfriend?
Might be nice.


3. Hair?
Glossy, cascading, fabulous

4. Your mother?
Funny, comforting, friend

5. Your father?
Brilliant, hilarious, orderly

6. Your favorite item(s)?
Chenille, photos, bed

7. Your dream last night?
Haunting, reminiscent, troublesome

8. Your favorite drink?
Bold dark roast

9. Your dream guy/girl?
Funny, decadent midwesterner

10. The room you are in?
Sage green, dragonflies

11. Your fear?
Big hairy spider.

12. What do you want to be in 10 years?
Teacher, healthy, writer

13. Who did you hang out with last night?
Will and Grace

14. What are you not?
apologetic of flaws

15. Are you in love?
Ask me tomorrow.

16. One of your wish list items?
Trip to Scotland

17. What time is it?
Getta fuckin' watch.

18. The last thing you did?
One hour yoga.

19. What are you wearing?
Pajama pants, tanktop

20. Your favorite book?
The Poisonwood Bible

21. The last thing you ate?
Soybeans, chicken, tea

22. Your life?
Suits me fine.

23. Your mood?
Ready to relax.

24. Your friends?
Loyal, forgiving, reliable

25. What are you thinking about right now?
Projects to grade.

26. Your car?
Shitbox, fits kayak

27. What are you doing at this moment?
Hello, pay attention!

28. Your summer?
Choir, Cape, Garden

29. Your relationship status?
Unfettered, sluttish, hopeful.

30. What is on your TV screen?
Lots of dust.

31. When is the last time you laughed?
Five, ten minutes

32. Last time you cried?
Early this morning.

33. School?
My daily joy.

34. Why did this end so abruptly?
I don't know.