I see Johnny

This is just one of many pumpkins that I saw at a
Jack-o-Lantern exhibit recently.
Delicious!

Trick or ... Tuna?

I ran out of candy at 8:15 PM and had to start improvising for the Trick-or-Treaters. Here are some alternative treats for you in case this ever happens to you.

Tuna
Laughing Cow cheese cubes
Velveeta slices
Soup
Canned mushrooms
100-calorie cookie-thin packs
Individual sticks of gum
Raisins-by-the-handful
Tortilla chips
Kalamata Olives
Tampons
Cashews
Barrettes

I am so getting egged next year.