December 20, 2005

I Have Discovered the Portal to Hell!

And it is here!

Here is just a small sampling of the evil minions who stand watch at the gates to the underworld. Visit the site and see. If you love
bears dressed as other animals, you will have died and gone to ... still hell.


bear as tortoise

an insult to this noble, ancient beast


bear as toucan

an insult to rainforest beauty


bear as peacock

an insult to show-offs everywhere

bear as ostrich

an insult to bears

bear as orca

an insult to this most intelligent species, and also to Willy

bear as cat

an insult.

bear as butterfly

not even insects are spared.

bear as our national symbol

this is an outrage!

bear as random fowl, maybe a turkey

look at that ridiculous beak

bear as beaver

an insult to all things pelted.

Words cannot express the horror that I feel at this moment.

9 comments:

jiggs said...

Bears dressed as other things are real douches.

jiggs said...

And let me add that the bear in that killer whale is freaking me out. It looks like the bear got swallowed and it chewing its way out.

Unknown said...

All it takes for evil to win is for one good person to give in and start dressing bears as something else. Evil has obviously won. The Apocalypse will be televised.

DaMasta said...

Oh. mY. gOD. You had me seriously rolling off the floor. Hey wait, what's this down here on the floor....



...ANOTHER portal to hell?.....

DaMasta said...

Did I just say "rolling OFF the floor"?...

dammit. just lost comedic value. oh well. it was supposed to be rolling ON the floor..

platts42 said...

I'm telling you...I want bear dressed as child... in child skin. That's the way to go.

dizzy von damn! said...

the ostrich makes me sick.

Monkey said...

Arghhhh! Oh mine eyes.

JJ said it best: "The Apocalypse will be televised."

FRITZ said...

Where is this place? Love it! LOVE IT!