My pirate name is:
Captain Bess Flint
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate. This vajayjay is not a toy.
5 comments:
Sparky! I like that!
I'm a scurvydog!
Bloody Tom Cash at your service, Cap'n.
I am Calico Morgan Flint! We must be related...now walk the plank!
Arrrr..
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